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Some guy called me "gormless" today on the train  I'm not sure what gorm is but I dont want people to call me names so im trying to figure out how to get more gorm. Any advice helps god bless
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Jan 29, 2020 07:43
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You just have to pray with an open heart to let gorm into your soul. Have faith that the gorm will be with you. As it says in the book of gorm, "no man is without gorm who believes in the gorm." |
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Jan 29, 2020 08:05
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check your gorm carefully for irregularities
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Jan 29, 2020 08:13
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Gorm learns of the death of his son Canute this is the story of Gorm the Old, as told by wikipedia Gorm's three sons were Vikings in the truest sense, departing Denmark each summer to raid and pillage. Harald came back to the royal enclosure at Jelling with the news that his son Canute had been killed in an attempt to capture Dublin, Ireland. Canute was shot with a coward's arrow while watching some games at night. No one would tell the king in view of the oath the king had made. Queen Thyra ordered the royal hall hung with black cloth and that no one was to say a single word. When Gorm entered the hall, he was astonished and asked what the mourning colors meant. Queen Thyra spoke up: "Lord King, you had two falcons, one white and the other gray. The white one flew far afield and was set upon by other birds which tore off its beautiful feathers and is now useless to you. Meanwhile the gray falcon continues to catch fowl for the king's table." Gorm understood immediately the Queen's metaphor and cried out, "My son is surely dead, since all of Denmark mourns!" "You have said it, your majesty," Thyra announced, "Not I, but what you have said is true." According to the story Gorm was so grieved by Canute's death that he died the following day. my hypothesis is that it is an extremely sick burn which implies in one word that no one will care when you die, or perhaps more specifically that your father will not. sick burn either way. thanks for asking op, that was really interesting. never stop learning!
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Jan 29, 2020 08:28
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lol that picture a very "ah gently caress, i can't believe you've done this" pose
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Jan 29, 2020 08:33
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sorry op, i was so excited by what i'd learned about gorm that i almost forgot to actually answer your question. gorm is love, and you get it by giving it. try capturing Dublin, Ireland for the people you care about any idea what's up with the falcons?
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Jan 29, 2020 08:34
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owlhawk911 posted:sorry op, i was so excited by what i'd learned about gorm that i almost forgot to actually answer your question. gorm is love, and you get it by giving it. try capturing Dublin, Ireland for the people you care about "my precious falcon has been slain, thank goodness both my sons are still alive or i would immediately die"
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Jan 29, 2020 08:36
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Yinlock posted:lol that picture maybe the part with the falcons is saying stay close to gorm. gorm is where the heart is, gorm is all you need. gorm was there all along. Yinlock posted:"my precious falcon has been slain, thank goodness both my sons are still alive or i would immediately die" if Gorm has three pillaging sons why are only two of them are falcons? it's all Harald this Canute that oh my falcons, all we know about the thirds son is that he's a viking. i want to know more, gorm's legacy calls to me
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Jan 29, 2020 08:46
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I like the idea that Thyra keeps trying to tell Gorm that one of his sons is dead using metaphors and Gorm just has no fuckin clue "no see you have two cows and one of them has met with misfortune" "alas, a dark day at the pasture" owlhawk911 posted:if Gorm has three pillaging sons why are only two of them are falcons? it's all Harald this Canute that oh my falcons, all we know about the thirds son is that he's a viking. i want to know more, gorm's legacy calls to me I like how Canute was shot was shot while watching football despite apparently conquering dublin at the time sounds like someone was slacking off imo
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Jan 29, 2020 09:17
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Gorm was the father of three sons, Toke, Knut and Harald, later King Harald Bluetooth. holy poo poo. the other son's name is Toke. Yinlock posted:I like the idea that Thyra keeps trying to tell Gorm that one of his sons is dead using metaphors and Gorm just has no fuckin clue it's her own fault, all her metaphors have two things in them and he has three sons. did i mention his name was Toke? Yinlock posted:I like how Canute was shot was shot while watching football despite apparently conquering dublin at the time shot with a cowards arrow, no less. whatever that means. i wonder where Toke was while this was going down.. and why he isn't mentioned anymore.. huh turns out there's a lot here. it's way past my bedtime though. great thread op thank you so much for leading me to Gorm
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Jan 29, 2020 09:36
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owlhawk911 posted:shot with a cowards arrow, no less. whatever that means. probably means the guy who shot the arrow was suffering from a crippling gorm deficiency |
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Jan 29, 2020 09:58
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I'm so full of gorm pal, you don't even know |
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Jan 29, 2020 10:15
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| i think you typo'd "porn" and there's plenty of that on the internet | |
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Jan 29, 2020 11:19
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Thinking about the time when Urkel got more gorm in the span of 3 minutes than I will in my entire life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sud1fak_65Q |
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Jan 29, 2020 11:43
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i thought gorm was the lizard man captain kirk shot with the log bazooka
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Jan 29, 2020 17:59
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"shot by a cowards arrow" does sound like an euphemism tbh |
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Jan 29, 2020 18:49
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Nosfereefer posted:"shot by a cowards arrow" does sound like an euphemism tbh "the coward's arrow" is one of the 69 forbidden sex moves owlhawk911 posted:Gorm was the father of three sons, Toke, Knut and Harald, later King Harald Bluetooth. Gorm apparently knew which son was gonna be king, since he shitposted his first two's names. shoutouts to my boys Toke and Big Knut
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Jan 29, 2020 19:36
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this one is my fave https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9la_I_of_Hungary "Béla was fatally injured when his throne collapsed while he was sitting on it."
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Jan 29, 2020 20:06
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Yinlock posted:I like the idea that Thyra keeps trying to tell Gorm that one of his sons is dead using metaphors and Gorm just has no fuckin clue lol |
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Jan 29, 2020 20:30
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Yinlock posted:Gorm apparently knew which son was gonna be king, since he shitposted his first two's names. It was obvious that Harald was well connected |
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Jan 29, 2020 20:32
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[hours later] Thyra: Okay so what's do we call that which brings light to the day? Gorm: Uh, the sun? T: Yes very good. Now suppose you had two of them in the sky G:bTwo suns you say? Ah, such brightness we would have! T: ... and the brighter of the two were suddenly snuffed out G: O! alas, how I would mourn the dimness of the day, having known two suns, and then only seeing one. Ah what fortune it is that we are accustomed to but one sun T:  (His third son is sulking in the corner because he hasn't made it into any of the metaphors yet) |
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Jan 29, 2020 20:34
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that's a lyric in the extended version of steve miller band's "fly like an eagle": gorm the gormless posting in the yob oh, oh, there's a solution
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Jan 29, 2020 20:36
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Heather Papps posted:this one is my fave béla I would have posted in byob |
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Jan 29, 2020 20:54
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alnilam posted:[hours later]
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Jan 29, 2020 21:04
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days later, gorm bravely issuing a royal decree to create nature preserves as his queen is downing a whole bottle of ale in the background
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Jan 29, 2020 21:06
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Nosfereefer posted:"shot by a cowards arrow" does sound like an euphemism tbh I was once a viking like you, then I took a cowards arrow to the knee. |
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Jan 29, 2020 21:54
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Yinlock posted:days later, gorm bravely issuing a royal decree to create nature preserves as his queen is downing a whole bottle of ale in the background thyra, drunkenly: you have two bottles of ale. and one is shot by a coward's arrow attempting to capture Dublin, Ireland
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Jan 29, 2020 22:06
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"ok so remember how you used to have two sons and neither of them had a coward's arrow in them? welllllllll....." |
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Jan 29, 2020 22:15
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owlhawk911 posted:thyra, drunkenly: you have two bottles of ale. and one is shot by a coward's arrow attempting to capture Dublin, Ireland "it seems strange things are afoot in dublin, when my son returns i will ask him in detail about these grave omens"
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Jan 29, 2020 22:26
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wheat gorm
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Jan 29, 2020 22:32
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the galloping gormet
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Jan 29, 2020 22:33
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Manifisto posted:wheat gorm mom can i go play baseball not until you finish your wheat gorms aw gee
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Jan 29, 2020 23:00
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gorm! gorm here! get ya gorm: hot n ready! |
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Jan 29, 2020 23:06
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Have gorm, will flurg |
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Jan 29, 2020 23:40
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popgorm gormdogs candy gorm
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Jan 30, 2020 00:51
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 what did u do 2 deserve being called gormless op fess up |
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Jan 30, 2020 00:52
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biosterous posted:popgorm |
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Jan 30, 2020 01:15
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Gorm was played by Peter Stormare |
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Jan 30, 2020 01:16
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alnilam posted:Gorm was played by Peter Stormare the big scary guy in fargo? |
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