what is "gorm" and how can I get more of it

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

haven't seen a brick and mortar Gorm shop since the 80s, but I'm pretty sure you can still get it online.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

haven't seen a brick and mortar Gorm shop since the 80s, but I'm pretty sure you can still get it online.

be prepared to pay in bitcoin, it's gray market at best

# ? Jan 30, 2020 01:55

Manifisto

"gormless" makes me think of the insult "yarbless" from a clockwork orange. an obscure insult but a good 'un.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 30, 2020 02:23

biosterous

trying to make friends by spouting the latest memes but i just keep running into gormies

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# ? Jan 30, 2020 03:03

Lovely Primate

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

haven't seen a brick and mortar Gorm shop since the 80s, but I'm pretty sure you can still get it online.

I'm thinking about starting a gorm farm, growing my own gorm

# ? Jan 30, 2020 04:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

its a lot of work but when those little baby gorms look at you for the first time, leaving my life as the president of IBM was the best choice i ever made.

spreads a bag of seeds on the ground

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 30, 2020 04:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lovely Primate posted:

I'm thinking about starting a gorm farm, growing my own gorm

big advances in hydroponic gorm farming nowadays

# ? Jan 30, 2020 05:18

Lovely Primate

Oh, you get your gorm from costco? :smug:

I prefer to get my gorm from local farms, organically grown, pesticide free :smug:

# ? Jan 30, 2020 06:37

Galaxander

How is gorm measured?

What is the measure of a gorm?

# ? Jan 30, 2020 06:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

I have more than enough gorm but I am totally feckless.

Anyone up for a trade?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 30, 2020 07:58

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Galaxander posted:

How is gorm measured?

What is the measure of a gorm?

1 gorm = 1 gorm
1000 gorms = 1 kilogorm

# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:52

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my uncle is named gorm, which means my family is not gormless i guess??

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# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:00

biosterous

"gorm" is the diminutive form, the full name is "gormon". like gormon bates vs gorm mcdonald

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# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:22

Finger Prince

I rode a Hodna Gorm once, it was a fun as hell if highly impractical little motorcycle.

# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:54

Manifisto

gorm fishing

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# ? Jan 30, 2020 18:34

Lovely Primate

Manifisto posted:

gorm fishing

gorm mining operation

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