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lol that picture a very "ah gently caress, i can't believe you've done this" pose
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owlhawk911 posted:sorry op, i was so excited by what i'd learned about gorm that i almost forgot to actually answer your question. gorm is love, and you get it by giving it. try capturing Dublin, Ireland for the people you care about "my precious falcon has been slain, thank goodness both my sons are still alive or i would immediately die"
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I like the idea that Thyra keeps trying to tell Gorm that one of his sons is dead using metaphors and Gorm just has no fuckin clue "no see you have two cows and one of them has met with misfortune" "alas, a dark day at the pasture" owlhawk911 posted:if Gorm has three pillaging sons why are only two of them are falcons? it's all Harald this Canute that oh my falcons, all we know about the thirds son is that he's a viking. i want to know more, gorm's legacy calls to me I like how Canute was shot was shot while watching football despite apparently conquering dublin at the time sounds like someone was slacking off imo
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Jan 29, 2020 09:17
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Nosfereefer posted:"shot by a cowards arrow" does sound like an euphemism tbh "the coward's arrow" is one of the 69 forbidden sex moves owlhawk911 posted:Gorm was the father of three sons, Toke, Knut and Harald, later King Harald Bluetooth. Gorm apparently knew which son was gonna be king, since he shitposted his first two's names. shoutouts to my boys Toke and Big Knut
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alnilam posted:[hours later]
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days later, gorm bravely issuing a royal decree to create nature preserves as his queen is downing a whole bottle of ale in the background
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Jan 29, 2020 21:06
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owlhawk911 posted:thyra, drunkenly: you have two bottles of ale. and one is shot by a coward's arrow attempting to capture Dublin, Ireland "it seems strange things are afoot in dublin, when my son returns i will ask him in detail about these grave omens"
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Jan 29, 2020 22:26
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Manifisto posted:wheat gorm mom can i go play baseball not until you finish your wheat gorms aw gee
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