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alnilam

Yinlock posted:

I like the idea that Thyra keeps trying to tell Gorm that one of his sons is dead using metaphors and Gorm just has no fuckin clue

"no see you have two cows and one of them has met with misfortune"

"alas, a dark day at the pasture"

lol

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alnilam

[hours later]

Thyra: Okay so what's do we call that which brings light to the day?

Gorm: Uh, the sun?

T: Yes very good. Now suppose you had two of them in the sky

G:bTwo suns you say? Ah, such brightness we would have!

T: ... and the brighter of the two were suddenly snuffed out

G: O! alas, how I would mourn the dimness of the day, having known two suns, and then only seeing one. Ah what fortune it is that we are accustomed to but one sun

T: :eng99:

(His third son is sulking in the corner because he hasn't made it into any of the metaphors yet)

alnilam

biosterous posted:

popgorm

gormdogs

candy gorm

alnilam

Gorm was played by Peter Stormare

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