Curse of the YOSTOP

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

secret santa thread is gonna die soon so heres your new thread for the YOSTOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebohERkl_TI

we last left our hero:

el dorito posted:

Funny enough, I was trying to take pictures and post this last night but I overestimated my limits and passed out at my desk. Woke up to a fire alarm that ran for about 10 minutes. One of the neighbors must be cooking something special for lunar new year's

Anyways... I opened it up, and was encountered by a posterboard that presented an insidious choice:

Moose Milkie or Stebe. Underneath both pictures is a PATA laptop drive. I might have a laptop old enough for this, or I can try to see if I can get some adapters and run it on a computer.

Dig a little further, and...

I guess I won't have to dig up that laptop after all!

it comes with a Plan 9 CD! I've never used Plan 9, and thankfully it comes with the ability to run off of the disc.

now, can this run ~~Solaris x86~~ Illumos?

I'm out of time at the moment so if anyone else is watching this thread... who should I choose first? Stebe (pbuh) or Moose Milkie ()?

THANK YOU SANTA! I can't even imagine the amount of time that you spent on this and it's much appreciated!

# ? Jan 29, 2020 16:57

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Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bookmarked and 5�d :munch:

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:09

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

sned teh yostop

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:11

pram: Jun 10, 2001

gas

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:21

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

The Yostop's Curse is real, beware

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:44

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

no matter how many times you sned it, you keep finding it in your car trunk

# ? Jan 29, 2020 18:00

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

sned it now

# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:13

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

fer chrissakes sned the drat yostop !!

# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:15

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

yo, stop

# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:23

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

pram posted:

gas

idk it seems to reflect the curse

# ? Jan 29, 2020 23:39

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

pram posted:

gas

and don't forget to vote 1!

# ? Jan 30, 2020 02:57

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

is it sneded?

# ? Feb 2, 2020 07:03

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

I will never resend the yos-pos computer

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 17:47

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sagebrush posted:

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FINALLY, some decent moderation in this hellhole

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:27

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

rotor posted:

FINALLY, some decent moderation in this hellhole

it was an oblique wu-tang reference but the semantics were unforgivable.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:31

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

I will never re-phrase the wu-tang quote.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:35

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

a yos... top??

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:50

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Midjack posted:

it was an oblique wu-tang reference but the semantics were unforgivable.

correct

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:50

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

insert the drives

# ? Feb 4, 2020 21:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

The Yostop's Curse is real, beware

what does it do?

# ? Feb 4, 2020 23:49

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

its just bad luck. I can't remember the specifics but bad things happened to the first few people who received it. Beware!!!

# ? Feb 4, 2020 23:56

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

rotor posted:

its just bad luck. I can't remember the specifics but bad things happened to the first few people who received it. Beware!!!

did they stop posting??

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i heard that mikey from the life cereal commercials was killed by the yostop curse. c/d?

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yostops and pop rocks: the mikey story

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:30

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

rotor posted:

its just bad luck. I can't remember the specifics but bad things happened to the first few people who received it. Beware!!!

huh, i never thought about it that way, but i did get sucked into computer janitoring at a telemarketing outfit just a few months after i got the YOSTOP...

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:37

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

i also continue to insist that anyone who receives YOSTOP and does not take it out in public is a drat COWARD!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:37

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

the curse of yostop is that it is nearly impossible to sned

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:43

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

akadajet posted:

did they stop posting??

no!! Quite the opposite in fact!!!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 00:49

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

rotor posted:

no!! Quite the opposite in fact!!!

so it�s a blessing

# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:10

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

what does it do?

turns trunks into black holes

# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:11

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

grind up the yostop and sprinkle it on toast

# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:19

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

akadajet posted:

so it�s a blessing

not from where I'm sitting it aint

# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

turns trunks into black holes

drat. I�d buy a ticket

# ? Feb 5, 2020 03:00

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

ya got stick-up kids, the yostop, and crack rocks

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

*dr. dre voice* posters with left clicks, yostops, & 219 skills.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:51

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

yo stop posting xD

# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:43

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Bloody posted:

yo stop posting xD

hahahahaha got'em!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:01

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i cant believe i�m getting flamed like this

# ? Feb 6, 2020 03:43

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

just sned it then

# ? Feb 6, 2020 04:17

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# ? May 4, 2024 08:37

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

why wont president beep sned the yostop?????

# ? Feb 6, 2020 06:19

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