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Some smurfs in drag show up with high heels like the smurfette but the high heels are red and maybe some are platform shoes and idk maybe they have some kinda smurf wigs on under their smurf hats? also,  that gargamel is great!
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Some smurfs in drag show up with high heels like the smurfette but the high heels are red and maybe some are platform shoes and idk maybe they have some kinda smurf wigs on under their smurf hats? Shady Smurf, Fishy Smurf, Cheerleader, The Ugly One! |
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| I will make sex with the Smurfs, to repopulate the village with hideous Smumans, or Humurfs, if you prefer | |
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You can't sex a smurf!! a smurf's smurf isn't compatible with that pathetic little smurf you call a *chuckle* ...smurf |
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cda posted:I will make sex with the Smurfs, to repopulate the village with hideous Smumans, or Humurfs, if you prefer smurfed up
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Dad Smurf -Replaces Papa Smurf as the new paternal figure -Tends to wander around in his underwear because what? We're all family. -Catchphrase: "Hi smurfy, I'm dad." -Gargamel hatches various convoluted magical plans to find and adjust Dad Smurf's thermostat |
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Jan 31, 2020 05:03
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He's so happy to eat the smurfs. Anyway my idea for a new smurf is Lil' Smurf, the smurf that's small. |
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Jan 31, 2020 05:38
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gargamel my balls more like. OP this is primo poo poo. Chaz Smurf - boots, scarf, bomb denim jacket with Jupiter Eating his Child painted on the back - works at a coop cannabis dispensary - secret trust fund crimes |
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if this i your first tine at smurf club... you have to smurf |
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Jan 31, 2020 05:53
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Galaxander posted:He's so happy to eat the smurfs. and there's big smurg and big smurg and lil smurg are in LOVE and are MARRIED |
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Jan 31, 2020 06:03
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i want a tall librarian smurf who plays a huge harp at a renfaire to stab me with a pike
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she manipulates the strings via a painter's scaffold erected via shoelace and twine
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Finger Prince posted:Shady Smurf  Finger Prince posted:Fishy Smurf  google THIS posted:Dad Smurf  biosterous posted:smorf 
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Plant MONSTER. posted:and there's big smurg and big smurg and lil smurg are in LOVE and are MARRIED It just goes to show that ther'es all kind of smurf (people) in the world and they can all live together, in harmony. |
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nicholas cage smurf would be pretty sweet |
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Jan 31, 2020 06:37
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Just a whole loving village of gnap smurfs
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Jan 31, 2020 07:54
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You down with Frums? 'Cause Frums with downs. 
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google THIS posted:-Gargamel hatches various convoluted magical plans to find and adjust Dad Smurf's thermostat |
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Poison Smurf, eats lots of toxic berries and algae to give gargamel an ache in the tum tum |
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Big Dick Smurf - actually has no dick whatsoever - has no idea how he got this name Yinlock fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Jan 31, 2020
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Baby smurf Is an egg Smurfs lay eggs |
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Egg Smurf -not an egg but rather an egg enthusiast -smells like sulfur (from over boiling eggs) -finds living in the village not all what its cracked up to be -albumin joke |
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smurfer dude doesn't surf but is absolutely committed to the catchphrase "smurf's up" so carries a surfboard everywhere, dresses in surfer gear, wears sunglasses even when indoors, etc.
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The Smurf Queen -the size of a mushroom house -cannot leave the mushroom house on account of her size -swollen abdomen constantly excreting smurf eggs -worker smurfs feed her constantly to make more smurf eggs |
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Finger Prince posted:The Smurf Queen  adorable little smurf chestbursters
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Plant MONSTER. posted:hell yeah
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smorf just woke up. he's having a smoke while waiting for his coffee to brew. he steps outside to grab the paper and sees his neighbour gargamel munching on some little blue dudes? smorf is not awake enough to deal with this
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cringey smurf - oh, that guy again - extremely awkward - will never stop staring - does standup on weekends ---------------- |
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garfield smurf -loves lasagna -hates mondays -fat/lazy -constantly owning gargamel
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steampunk smurf -wears a tophat with like gears and poo poo glued to it -oversized aviation goggles glow purple in the dark -uses a zeppelin to rescue other smurfs from trouble -needle gauge on chest indicates proximity of gargamel -nixie bulb sprouting from rear end spells out wisecracks
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Heather Papps posted:snork Tove Jansson did that one. |
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