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Right Smurfed Fred

While most Smurfs go shirtless by choice, RSF owns a shirt but, tragically, is too smurfy for it.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:39

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:05

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

using this space to talk about smurfs for real

I used to love the smurf comics by Peyo. I was introduced to them in French (Les Schtroumpfs, pronounced exactly how it looks). I was put off by English adaptations and the cartoon because it was so saccharine but in the original comics they were always drinking and being lovely

# ? Jan 31, 2020 21:39

Yinlock

Ronin Smurf

- wandering mysterious stranger
- the smurfs' most powerful warrior
- bought a sweet katana on ebay

# ? Jan 31, 2020 23:38

Manifisto

the incredible schtroumpf

exposed to gamma rays as a child, when the incredible schtroumpf becomes angry he grows from about seven inches tall to around twelve inches in height and turns a considerably darker shade of blue. this transformation is essentially unnoticeable to non-smurfs.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 31, 2020 23:51

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Snarf

-literally just Snarf from Thundercats
-wound up in smurf village through some 80s TVland magic crossover shennanegans
-blames Gargamel for his predicament and has vowed to protect the smurfs
-vaguely existentially disturbed by his existence in the smurf village, but finds this impossible to articulate to the other smurfs, or himself really.
-Says "SNARF-SNARF!"

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Sexual Smurf

-Sexually awakened

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:09

google THIS

Fully Sexual Smurf

- Has human titties
- OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh!
- Appeals to me

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:57

Yinlock

Asexual Smurf

- doesn't get it

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:20

Galaxander

Yinlock posted:

Asexual Smurf

- doesn't get it

don't dox me

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 07:24

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

existential smurf

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Feb 1, 2020 07:29

Manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

dang, did you make this? it's amazing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 1, 2020 07:33

City of Glompton

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2020 07:59

Yinlock

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2020 10:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

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# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

gamer smurf;
-hardcore gamer (no casual stuff)
-dreams of making a living by winning tournaments
-frequent and loud "gamer moments"

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# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:18

Yinlock

Impossible Smurf

- body is constantly shifting through impossible colors and shapes
- brings madness to all who look upon him too long
- steals pickles

# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:33

cda: by Hand Knit

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This owns so hard. I feel like if you did a couple of more like papa and smurfette in this style, someone would buy them

# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:35

cda: by Hand Knit

His lips are so full & expressive

# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:36

Yinlock

cda posted:

His lips are so full & expressive

Art Critic Smurf

- has that picture on his wall
- just stares at it every single day, constantly finding new meaning

# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:54

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Woah imagine what he must be thinking right now

# ? Feb 1, 2020 13:38

Escape From Noise

Smurf Cobain

- Corporate rock still smurfs

# ? Feb 1, 2020 13:42

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

did you make??

# ? Feb 1, 2020 16:10

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Feb 1, 2020 17:45

Goons Are Gifts

Plant MONSTER. posted:

did you make??

GSJG is an insanely good artist

# ? Feb 1, 2020 17:47

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2020 18:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Goons Are Great posted:

GSJG is an insanely good artist

thank u to Mr. John Glenn for gracing the thread with ur art!! I think every smurf should at least carry a print of that image on their persons at all times but this is just IMO and not meant to be taken as "fact".

# ? Feb 1, 2020 23:24

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i tried lmao

# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:02

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i tried lmao

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:19

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i tried lmao

this very good.

One of these days I'm gonna get back on the *art* train

one of these days moriarity, one of these days

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 03:45

Yinlock

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Feb 2, 2020 03:49

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Sexual Smurf