We must repopulate the smurf village!! :(

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

no the banner idea happens JERE or helse

# ? Feb 4, 2020 20:52

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

okay im calm now.

Tombstone Smurf

-Makes tombstones for the fallen

Mausoleum Smurf

-Builds mausoleums for the fallen

-Catacomb Smurf

-Builds a labyrinthe subterranean hellspace to harvest the energy of the fallen

# ? Feb 4, 2020 20:58

Trying

the ur-smurf, the primordial smurf from which all other smurfs smurfed

# ? Feb 4, 2020 21:36

Escape From Noise

Superbowl Smurf

-Plays the oboe.
-Packs huge bowls to share with other Smurfs.
-Dance routines.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 22:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

So, I felt compelled to re-investigate the idea of the Smurf Queen, and maybe I shouldn't have.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 08:55

Manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I felt compelled to re-investigate the idea of the Smurf Queen, and maybe I shouldn't have.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 09:06

Vitamin Me

Guess who

# ? Feb 5, 2020 11:19

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I felt compelled to re-investigate the idea of the Smurf Queen, and maybe I shouldn't have.

Good lord in heaven by all that is holy :stare:

# ? Feb 5, 2020 13:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I felt compelled to re-investigate the idea of the Smurf Queen, and maybe I shouldn't have.

yaaaaaas slay (the) queen!!!

Vitamin Me posted:

Guess who

Is it smurfbutt or dicksmurf?

# ? Feb 5, 2020 14:14

google THIS

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Is it smurfbutt or dicksmurf?

smurfsmurf

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:17

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

yaaaaaas slay (the) queen!!!

Is it smurfbutt or dicksmurf?

That's just Dave. Not everyone's name has to do with their physical appearance okay?

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:21

City of Glompton

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I felt compelled to re-investigate the idea of the Smurf Queen, and maybe I shouldn't have.

oh my god

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:44

City of Glompton

Vitamin Me posted:

Guess who

thank you for the palate cleanser

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I felt compelled to re-investigate the idea of the Smurf Queen, and maybe I shouldn't have.

Smurf Niggurath: The Blue Smurf of the Village with a Thousand Young

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:49

Yinlock

google THIS posted:

smurfsmurf

that would have a second smurf growing out of it's smurf

# ? Feb 5, 2020 16:27

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

La la lalala laaa sing a happy song

La la lalala laaa pass the smurfin' bong

# ? Feb 5, 2020 16:28

cda: by Hand Knit

How come the Smurf queen doesn't have titties

# ? Feb 5, 2020 16:29

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

cda posted:

How come the Smurf queen doesn't have titties

she's not fully sexual, unlike snail smurf

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 16:31

xcheopis

Barking Gecko posted:

Smurf Niggurath: The Blue Smurf of the Village with a Thousand Young

# ? Feb 5, 2020 17:26

Goons Are Gifts

Barking Gecko posted:

Smurf Niggurath: The Blue Smurf of the Village with a Thousand Young

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:04

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Weed Assmurf

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:19

Twenty Four

Vitamin Me posted:

Guess who

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Is it smurfbutt or dicksmurf?

google THIS posted:

smurfsmurf

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:47

google THIS

Yinlock posted:

that would have a second smurf growing out of it's smurf

exactly

# ? Feb 5, 2020 21:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Bacon Taco posted:

Weed Assmurf

# ? Feb 5, 2020 22:35

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

cda posted:

How come the Smurf queen doesn't have titties

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:08

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

cda posted:

How come the Smurf queen doesn't have titties

She does have a big ol' rear end, though. drat!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:37

Escape From Noise

Updated Mario Smurf

-Swears
-Is Christian
-Greek
-Has a gun

# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:40

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Updated Mario Smurf

-Swears
-Is Christian
-Greek
-Has a gun

<3!

Gamer Smurf

-Is an online activist who advocates for the liberation of anime girl tiddies and asses in his games
-Gets mad at Smurfette because "Smurf Crush and Besmurfed" aren't real games
-even though she has like, Skyrim and beat all the Zeldas and FFVII like chill man
-is a NEET

# ? Feb 6, 2020 04:35

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

frums smurf

-backwards
-palindrome fan
-always gets dabney coleman and gene hackman mixed up

# ? Feb 6, 2020 05:28

Escape From Noise

Mixtape Smurf

-Wants everyone to listen to their mixtape and give feedback.
-Constantly sampling sounds
-Keeps telling everyone that the album will be dropping soon

# ? Feb 6, 2020 06:43

alnilam

Smurfstar Runner

- R -> W speech impediment
- No arms??
- Guess which name he's going to say next, Smurf Hoffman, or Smurf Frenchman
- Dating Smurfipan

# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

alnilam posted:

Smurfstar Runner

- R -> W speech impediment
- No arms??
- Guess which name he's going to say next, Smurf Hoffman, or Smurf Frenchman
- Dating Smurfipan

# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:41

Escape From Noise

alnilam posted:

Smurfstar Runner

- R -> W speech impediment
- No arms??
- Guess which name he's going to say next, Smurf Hoffman, or Smurf Frenchman
- Dating Smurfipan

# ? Feb 7, 2020 04:22

Escape From Noise

Poser Smurf

-Is actually the last remaining Snork
-Paints their self blue every day
-Lives in fear of being discovered.
-Has to wear a scuba like device filled with water to survive on land. It is large and cannot be concealed so constantly has to make excuses/explanations for it or just keeps insisting it isn't there.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 05:59

Twenty Four

alnilam posted:

Smurfstar Runner

- R -> W speech impediment
- No arms??
- Guess which name he's going to say next, Smurf Hoffman, or Smurf Frenchman
- Dating Smurfipan

Strongbad Smurf

- Checks his Smurfmail while wearing his Smurfgloves
- Sometimes hangs out by the Smurfstick
- Rules over Smurfbadia
- Has a pet / friend, The Smurf

# ? Feb 7, 2020 11:31

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Having just recently rewatched all of Homestar Runner's content, I appreciate these new smurfs a lot. I could seriously listen to those characters talk about anything forever. Especially Strong Sad.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 15:15

Escape From Noise

The Poopsmurf

# ? Feb 7, 2020 15:21

google THIS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The Poopsmurf

# ? Feb 7, 2020 16:23

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Smurf Sad

-Likes board games more than most Smurfs
-By that, he means he likes to play board more than other Smurfs like to
-But by that, he also means that he likes board games better than he likes most smurfs

# ? Feb 7, 2020 17:10

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:44

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Smurf Klurf

- not blue
- episodes are strangely short and don't play on most modern browsers
- talks way too much about how ephebophilia is not pedophilia

# ? Feb 7, 2020 17:58

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