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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > We must repopulate the smurf village!! :(
 
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Some smurfs in drag show up with high heels like the smurfette but the high heels are red and maybe some are platform shoes and idk maybe they have some kinda smurf wigs on under their smurf hats?


also, :five: that gargamel is great!

Shady Smurf, Fishy Smurf, Cheerleader, The Ugly One!

* # ¿ Jan 31, 2020 04:21
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:32
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* # ¿ Jan 31, 2020 04:23
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* # ¿ Jan 31, 2020 06:16
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 The Smurf Queen
-the size of a mushroom house
-cannot leave the mushroom house on account of her size
-swollen abdomen constantly excreting smurf eggs
-worker smurfs feed her constantly to make more smurf eggs

* # ¿ Jan 31, 2020 16:07
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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Sexual Smurf












Ded.

* # ¿ Feb 2, 2020 07:38
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 And add them to the side animals rotation.

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2020 17:08
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 Giant smurf:
-half again the height of a regular smurf
-that's it.

Smurf dog:
-four legs
-waggy tail
-floppy ears
-panting all the time
-long tongue
-still looks like a smurf tho

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2020 20:37
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:32
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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Welcome to Gargamel's Tasty Treats!

Gargamel's Borscht Schtroumpf:

-2 liters of smurf puree
-2 onions
-2 carrots
-3 potatoes
-12oz canned meat
-20oz broth
-2 tsp salt
-1 tsp pepper
-½ tsp worcestershire sauce
-1 cup cream
-3 cups water

Preparation:

Whisk together all the other ingredients in a crock pot or big slow cooker. Place the spinach and onion in the bottom of the crock pot.
Add the carrots, potatoes, meat, puree, and vegetables. Sprinkle the salt, pepper, and spices over everything.

Smurf Gateau:

-4 Smurf Eggs
-4 Protean Hulk
-2 Man-o'-War
-1 Burnout
-2 Titania's Song
-2 Isochron Scepter
-1 Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
-1 Worm Harvest
-4 Magus of the Moon
-4 Brainstorm
-1 Craterhoof Behemoth
-2 Green Sun's Zenith
-4 Steelshaper's Gift
-4 Ambriel's Edict

Smurfonade:

-Juice from 6 Freshly Squeezed Smurfs to splurge on other smurfs' juices for any juice that tastes good.
-Tobacco from 20 mg to taste better but it may make you cough and fart slightly.
-Empty soda bottle.
-Box of crayons.
-50 Mints
-Bottles of Tabasco sauce.
-Scissors
-Patience!

Alfonso's Note:

-If you don't have 10 free hours in your life, you can still make one! Or make a peanut butter mint and vape it for a day!

holy poo poo lmao did they make transformer funnier

OMG I'm dying. The Smurf gateau is marvelous!

* # ¿ Feb 21, 2020 05:42
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