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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > We must repopulate the smurf village!! :(
 
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Slush Garbo

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Smurf Smurf

-The Smurfiest Smurf.
-Communicates using one word only. That word is "smurf" and variations thereof.
-The bluest blue

hahaha

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Slush Garbo

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frums smurf

-backwards
-palindrome fan
-always gets dabney coleman and gene hackman mixed up

* # ¿ Feb 6, 2020 05:28
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alnilam posted:

Smurf with me if you want to live
* # ¿ Feb 11, 2020 17:53
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh hell yeah, transformer. tell me about smurf reproduction, transformer.

"Smurfs reproduce sexually by using a prosthetic penis made out of an oversized carrot. They also will hump everything in sight. The only thing they won't do is stand or sit or crouch."

Perfect, thank you.

Jesus Christmas lol

My boss asked what was funny and I had to explain this thread

He said :five:

* # ¿ Feb 20, 2020 17:56
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