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Smurf Cobain

- Corporate rock still smurfs

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Olaf from Frozen smoking weed Smurf.

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Smurf Smurf

-The Smurfiest Smurf.
-Communicates using one word only. That word is "smurf" and variations thereof.
-The bluest blue

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Bad Bad Smurfy Brown

-Baddest Smurf in the whole damned town.
-Badder than old King Kong
-Meaner than a junkyard dog

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SILF (Smurf I'd Like To Smurf)

-Fully sexual (but doesn't realize it)
-Makes everyone hot & bothered except for family who get really uncomfortable at every Smurf constantly talking about it.

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Manifisto posted:

I don't think I'd want to mess with gsjg's fine art to do that, but I might be able to put the letters in the background, maybe kind of subtly

What if they like flashed in front of the image every few seconds or something?

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Superbowl Smurf

-Plays the oboe.
-Packs huge bowls to share with other Smurfs.
-Dance routines.

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Updated Mario Smurf

-Swears
-Is Christian
-Greek
-Has a gun

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Mixtape Smurf

-Wants everyone to listen to their mixtape and give feedback.
-Constantly sampling sounds
-Keeps telling everyone that the album will be dropping soon

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alnilam posted:

Smurfstar Runner

- R -> W speech impediment
- No arms??
- Guess which name he's going to say next, Smurf Hoffman, or Smurf Frenchman
- Dating Smurfipan

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Poser Smurf

-Is actually the last remaining Snork
-Paints their self blue every day
-Lives in fear of being discovered.
-Has to wear a scuba like device filled with water to survive on land. It is large and cannot be concealed so constantly has to make excuses/explanations for it or just keeps insisting it isn't there.

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The Poopsmurf

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Eiffel 65 Smurf

-Is blue
-da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
-da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

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Gargamel Smurf

-It's actually just Gargamel painted blue.
-He's back to finish the job.
-RUN!

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