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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
News dude has a video for boomers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMmoB2WMMlo

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Solkanar512 posted:

Same. Few things give me greater pleasure than to openly yell at people whining about taxes.

As a 34 y/o millennial I too keep veering further and further left.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

TulliusCicero posted:

loving :same: as one at 30

Trump only accelerated this process as well

drat straight. The impeding dread of “If I lose my job I would be so hosed from medical bills I would be better off dead than alive just so my family could keep going” is sure one hell of a motivator to vote for the guy who is saying: Yeah, let’s not do that anymore.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Just a heads up: There are quite a few European goons that follow these threads and due to GDPR any Sinclair owned local news website is blocked.

It’s appreciated when the article is copy and pasted. I am in Europe for the next week and I have missed a few articles because of this.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Dear Jesus,

I know, I know, the Jew thing. Listen, if Pete and Biden poo poo the bed in Iowa I promise to stop touching myself. For, like, a while.

Fellow Tribesman,

Cpt_Obvious

lol if Bernie wins in Iowa I will be touching myself all night long.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Djarum posted:

Pretty much. The socialism boogeyman has become something of a non-starter for much of the country. You can say those 65+ still hold a stigma for it because of being around during the peak propaganda anti-Communist Cold War but I think even that is starting to be less of an issue.

If Bernie gets the nomination that ability to use Socialist as a slur on the Right will basically be null.

The right will continue to scream about how your taxes were raised slightly to pay for m4a.

The SECOND M4A is passed it will become a 3rd rail so hot that even standing near it would instantly kill a political campaign and the republicans drat well know it. That’s why they are so afraid of M4A.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

pepsi lover posted:

If Baker chooses to run against Warren in 2024, I'm nearly certain he'll win.

Bernie will run uncontested in 2024.
Then 8 years of AOC.
Then Omar in a Gundam.

This is the way.

FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Feb 3, 2020

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

pepsi lover posted:

Sorry, I'm assuming she goes nowhere in the presidential race and loses her own senate seat to our current governor.

I hope she’s replaced with the reincarnation of Marx.

In fact, I wish all establishment Dems where replaced with clones of Marx.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kraftwerk posted:

If losing Iowa doesn’t matter that much, what does winning it get you?

10 free tokens at your local Chuck E Cheese

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

PepsiOverCoke posted:

Dont forget, non viable groups can realign to become viable too. If your first choice isnt viable after firsr count, you can snag some of the others and become viable on second go round.

You just cant take from the already viable pools.

Love to see non-viable candidates get the majority of the delegates.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

oxsnard posted:

Old white people with winter homes in Florida are pieces of poo poo????

Water wet????
Sky Blue????

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

In theory a candidate that got less than Bernie could end up getting more than Bernie because the caucus goers all went and backed a different candidate correct?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
As I am in Europe I went to bed expecting Bernie to win. I woke up with a hearty LOL.
The first words out of my mouth to my friends is "America is a shithole." We all laughed.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

cargo cult posted:

how popular is bernie in your country and europe at large?

I am in Belgium surrounded by:

2 Brits
5 French
3 Italians
1 Belgium

Consensus: Bernie is loved, and they want him elected. They are worried he won't be.

Also they were all upset that AOC is too young for president.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
How? How was this cocked up so bad?
It would take me a few hours by myself to make a bootstrap based Django website that securely connects to a Postgres cluster hosted on AWS that has a simple interface and could log the results.

What in the gently caress, how is this even possible?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1224749061539938314?s=19
We will instead be utilizing the services of Sinister Incorporated.

Was doofenshmirtz evil incorporated booked? I’m sure he could have made an excellent caucusinator

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Ornedan posted:

Secure user access and access control and logging make it not quite that fast and easy. But Shadow Inc. probably hosed those parts up, too, since they're security through obscurity-ists.

Bullshit. I have done it several times in the past. Django is my poison of choice because I am incredibly familiar with it. Hell, there’s built in oauth handling and I could have a secure login system in place in less than an hour.

Logging? I could set up a greylog cluster really quick and reuse some python code I have to make it very robust in case of network issues.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


gently caress!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ascii genitals posted:

This needle page is loving bonkers. They should animate all the different needles so they're wobbling as if the tally is constantly changing.

The wobble is there because it’s hard coded to always wobble.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Why don’t we just go off of the percentage each candidate gets in each state, and then the person with the most votes wins?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
LOL If the DNC tries to pull the same poo poo in Nevada as 2016.

Pepperidge farm remembers that cockup.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Guys.

We are going to have president Bernie loving SANDERS. It's happening!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Pollyanna posted:

You sure about this? People know Iowa was sketch, but we can’t do anything about it.

We can choose to not vote or write in Bernie.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Reverend Stupid posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1225996908063227905
CONFIRMED: If Bernie becomes president, he will order Chris Matthews to executed by firing squad in Central Park!

Hell, I will vote for him twice.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kraftwerk posted:

When is Bloomberg going to be put in his place? It seems like all the candidates are letting him run away with the Super Tuesday states and bribing black people to say good things about him and gloss over his racism.

The next debate is everybody dunking on Bloomberg.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cerebral Bore posted:

We cannot rest until Bernie gets a nice 69%

69.420%

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

spouse posted:

Direct Bernie vs. Trump supporters online is going to be fuckin' rad. The right can't meme.

The right memes are always great:

Did you know this candidate supports SOCIALISM and FREE HEALTH CARE and COLLEGE? OOGA BOOGA

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
If this is how the guillotining the rich feels, then we need to do this every day of the week forever.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


BERNIE loving SANDERS

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Everybody but Bloomberg and Sanders should drop out. The. There should be mandatory debates once a week in which Bernie gets to dunk on Bloomberg for 2 hours.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

Dude it's the primary season and these are all career politicians (sans Bloomberg, lol). They understand the game being played here.

Bloomberg was mayor for 12 years, he's absolutely a career politician.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Bernie only down .05 after a rigged debate. Not too bad.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I still don't get why in TYOOL 2020 the DNC just doesn't add up all the votes from all the states and the person with the most wins.


Oh wait, yes I do, because they hate democracy and only want to give the illusion of it.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Why does geographic diversity matter more than human support? Do rocks vote?

80% of the people live in big cities, therefore we should make each vote of the remaining 20% worth 5 votes.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
This is the new talking point:

https://twitter.com/Mrs_Bonds2015/status/1233057679829979136
https://twitter.com/Mrs_Bonds2015/status/1233064709110169600
https://twitter.com/Mrs_Bonds2015/status/1233072855480336384

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I will :toxx: and say that Biden will NOT win super Tuesday.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


Hmmm, which one should I choose? The one that is better for everybody and would save millions of people billions of dollars in total?

Or the plan that is 17% of the aforementioned plan?

Difficult choice!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Ever since I stopped eating processed food I lost 20lbs and feel way better.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Whelp, first American death from coronavirus just happened. So, markets are gonna be super fun on Monday.

Catastrophe is always good for the candidate for change.

It’s more than just the virus. It’s his complete ineptitude at handling fears of any sort.

The virus is in another country.

Ok the virus is spreading but it won’t come here.

Ok it might come here, so we will stunt travel to our biggest trade partners.

Ok the virus is here but let’s ignore it.

Ok we are working on a vaccine but it may not be affordable.

Ok we appointed MIKE PENCE of all people to fix this virus thing.

The virus is a hoax made up by Democrats???

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Also he sent soldiers to Korea(?) to handle the quarantine or w/e and then flew them back on commercial flights with no screening.

Also the people on the cruise ship flown back as well against the CDCs advice.

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