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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Op should include the onion stuff

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Sir Tonk posted:

im a delaney boy

You are Delausional

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Liquid Communism posted:

Oh hey, they didn't even wait for Iowa this time.

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1223378150316367872

DNC's already showing how they're gonna put the knife in to try and keep Bernie out this time.

They won't.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'm working with the SC Sanders team and am loving exhausted. Support us. Please. Thank you for all donations. As much work as I've done for the campaign lately, yall are probably in part paying my mortgage. Without that support I wouldn't be able to push as hard as I am right now. We've flipped so many people but there's so many more to go. Pizza party tomorrow, though (and not with campaign funds).
If I donate can I earmark funds so you can have a pizza party?

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Pizza is the most communist food. It comes evenly divided to be distributed as equally as possible among the people.
There's actually some truth to pizza as a staple of the American Proletariat because of the way nearly each and every community co-opts and to some degree reinvents pizza for themselves.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Isn't she the one who said "impeach the motherfucker"?
SO I assume a monkey's paw is gonna curl here and Hillary Clinton is president.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Mark Levin? No, no I'm Mintz Levin. Pronounced Leveen.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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I'm more worried of scenarios where the first round presents only two viable candidates and Bernie loses a presinct 65/35 or some other margin only possible because a whole bunch of sour grapes flee to not-bernie when their first choice isn't viable.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I am probably late to this but in 1995, a california Congress member Duke Cunningham talked about "homos in the military" and said to a female congress member "sit down you socialist" and Bernie just goes hard at him.


https://youtu.be/zESCS2A6VTU

So that's pretty good, and the ending about what happened to them is funny.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Great, more lies about Hillary getting sniped by Muslims.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Cpt_Obvious posted:

Holy poo poo, don't dox my 20s.

I cannot describe the amount of outright brainwashing that many Jews, myself included, undergo at a very young age to support Israel. In kindergarten, we were taught to sing the Israeli national anthem in Hebrew. Note that since nobody knew any actual Hebrew yet, we really learned several minutes of chanting a bunch of precise and weird syllables which we assumed meant something. To this day, I still have no loving clue what I was saying, but I still remember many of those seemingly random noises.

It's amazing how many of us Jews can read Hebrew and have no loving clue what any of it means.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Concerned Citizen posted:

nah it's cool, now that the poll wasn't released you can just pretend it's whatever you wanted it to be. that's the magic of imagination!

I can't loving believe it's finally Klobering time.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Office Pig posted:

Neither can her staffers.

I would argue they're the ones who expect it the most.
To their faces.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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PerniciousKnid posted:

Okay but what are we supposed to talk about until then?

Tomorrow? The superb owl.
Then I get to die of anxiety and declare bankruptcy after maxing my credit cards for Bernie.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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SimonCat posted:

Biden is angling hard for the Boat Dad vote.

Was he even in the Navy?










Doesn't he know it's bad luck to sniff a seabird?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Vox Nihili posted:

Civiqs Iowa results over time, with movement:



So Bernie is actually losing because people who switch to "other" are loving liars and will also come home :(

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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mcmagic posted:

We shouldn't sugarcoat it... It's very bad if Bernie doesn't win tomorrow.

I plan to panic either way so...

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Office Pig posted:

Didn't the Sienna poll show a large number of rural areas going in for Bernie?

It's my understanding that Bernie's support is independent of geography and based on age.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Spiffster posted:

(Stares at Bloomberg who has also missed deadlines and thinks he’s got a snowballs chance in hell)

Kerry is a few billion short of that gambit.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Mahoning posted:

Just a timely reminder not to pay too much attention to Five Thirty Eight.

https://twitter.com/fivethirtyeight/status/1224157228233625600?s=21

They were down by 10 after three quarters of faffing about. If you predicted they'd turn it around you're either crazy or using DABEARS algorithm and thus never doubted.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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WHY BONER NOW posted:

Where can I find simple, specific bullet points on how buttigieg sucks and bernie rules? I am going to caucus tonight and I want to single handedly convince buttigieg voters to come to Bernie's side and afterwards everyone stands up and claps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2SxQa1RqQ

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Wrath of Zidane posted:

I keep hearing from my friends who were supporting Bernie that they are scared to vote for him, because they're scared the supporters won't congregate behind the person in the general. The mocking of Warren supporters doesnt really alleviate that. :(

Point to Donald Trump and remind them that you only need the base.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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What Bloomberg, Warren, and Pete aren't enough republicans for you?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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PepsiOverCoke posted:

Quick update. Klobuchar, Pete, Warren all have precinct captains here.
Just got off the phone with the Klob person.

Bernie has noone here. Nor Biden.

Your experiences are just so contrary to everything we've seen today. It's wild.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Gripweed posted:

Who here's going?



I can't decide if I'm the literal republicans for Pete or the $100 entry fee.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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SimonCat posted:

Could you cry some more? My cup of big state tears isn't full yet.

We should abolish states completley.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:

what does this even mean? 65 votes where?

It means he's four votes from Brexit. It's in the rules because Caucus. Is. Weird.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Eminai posted:

lmao Booker qualified for the Bloomberg debate

:yeshaha:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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How is bernie not viable at 38 but klobishar is at 36?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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bollig posted:

Gambling makes this poo poo way more fun. I'm also drinking this "Guava Galaxy Cider", 6.9% alcohol, just a smack of guava. And I'm shotgunning Annies Toaster Strudels things.

I only gamble on things I don't care about in order to not compound my sadness

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Caucuses are so loving stupid

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Miftan posted:

What the hell is that? How did you guys manage to make such a complicated loving electoral system? You started from the ground up like 400 years ago!

You ever have a good idea and then everyone tells you it's poo poo and then like two hundred years later you get what everyone was saying but now it's too late late to admit it's dumb? Imagine that feeling but a country.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Democracy dies in SHADOW

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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If Mayo Pete doesn't see his shadow, it's two more months of primary!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Democrazy posted:

Why would Buttigieg rig a single caucus? It’s not like there’s not many more primaries and caucuses to go. If he did, he likely didn’t do it enough to stop Sanders from taking a likely lead, which if I were rigging a system is not how I program the results.

He's a CIA spook and the app is their exploding cigar.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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My wife took one look at Pete this morning on the news and said 'I hope he doesn't win, he looks like an rear end in a top hat" so in conclusion BERNIE SANDERS.
Also I had the flu like two weeks ago and got a 10K bill today (insurance will graciously cover 7000 of this because, lol sure I just have 2700 lying around). And rather than pay it I'm going to give Bernie a few bucks and go beg them to lower it.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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John Wick of Dogs posted:

Everyone is using 🐀 on Pete posts now.

Since 🐍 was declared deeply misogynist are people going to come out and confirm 🐀 is deeply homophobic?

Well I mean it was obvious the snake was a penis and the platypus is an abomination unto the lord. Like Pete. Who is gay.
I'll expect my check in the mail, DNC counter-troll farm...

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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Office Pig posted:

Watch this if you need evacuate your body of toxins right out the mouth-hole in a minute and a half!
https://twitter.com/WhiteSoxSlater/status/1224698004566872065?s=20

Finally, a vote I don't care if Pete steals.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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oxsnard posted:

i don't know how to program, but I'm pretty sure i could cobble together a google sheets form and authentication system in under 20 hours.

It's also built in if you just be careful who you give the share link to and protect cells so that each precinct can only access their cells.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

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PEte 27
Bernie 25
Biden 16

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May 13, 2012

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Pollyanna posted:

Does this result actually make anybody more excited for Buttigieg?

The new moderate hope.

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