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feelin a little empty, little spiritually unfulfilled in our age of ennui. thinkin might gently caress around and construct a caern, might as well go hard as i dont have work tomorrow. gonna hang out in the forest, drop some acid, and fistfight the manifestations my weaknesses cast at me. might cover myself in mud and be reborn a Dryad. pass myself through the musty womb of a Witch Elm in order to cure my gout. Hey, anyone hungry? I'm gonna balance on one foot on a rock in the middle of this still lake and try to spear some fish, you want any? in order for stella to get her groove back she dons the Mari Lwyd and harasses her neighbor for small bier and sweetcakes met a ukranian girl who doesn't speak but instead rearranges a platter of semiprecious stones and in doing so manifests her will upon the universe. attempting to recreate this effect with bottle caps and broken glass in the parking lot of Liquor World, as yet to no avail. the manager believes i am a dadaist busker and occasionally threatens me bodily with The Hose. eating mushrooms i found on cow poo poo, hollerin about the New World Order as I paint dickbutt on a cave wall |
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coworker: hey you look like poo poo, what the gently caress happened? me, pulling pine pitch out of my hair: hosed a tree coworker: haha yeah i feel that, yardwork's a bitch! me, struggling against the three men holding my arms: you TAKE THAT BACK! crimes |
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manifesting a raise by stealing by boss's lost hair and nail clippings and binding him to my will
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Jan 31, 2020 05:21
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me, lying nude on a cracked marble altar in the basement of my Pretty Girls European Ballet School: well at least it beats reciting Torah
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there's a Satanic inversion of Debate Club and they hold Black Debate where everything operates opposite to Robert's Rules of Order. no one is exactly sure how this works so it's mostly just awkward one-upsmanship before the orgy starts.
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Yinlock posted:after 20 years my masterpiece is complete *looks in awe at pile of lovely rocks i've assembled* druid ancestors: yes yes yes yes yes crimes |
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Bonaventure posted:Midsommar, accidentally crimes |
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Jan 31, 2020 21:37
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putting battery powered LED lights around a hammock near a weekend-long outdoor music festival, collecting huge numbers of tripping waifs wearing nylon butterfly wings
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Jan 31, 2020 22:03
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*twirling a lock of my hair* sooooo, like, is there a green woman?
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bonaventure over here posting exerpts from my extremely self-published autobiography
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hangin out in a quaint Summerisle village inn, next to a copper from the mainland, gonna get up at like 11:30 (witching our) and arythmically slap on the walls while gyrating nudely.Bonaventure posted:watches The Love Witch and thinks the titular character is to be admired she is 
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putting my finger to the lips of some silver ravenwolf lookin evanescence enthusiast bein all like "lemme put some music on" and it's a mixed CD of just The Mummer's Dance, over and over again.
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a witch is a wise woman who has tapped into both the raw power of the world and also herself. a warlock is a man who lost his handjob virginity to the Pure Moods 2 mixtape.
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