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I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 06:35 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 19:18 |
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Eldercain posted:Why would my piss affect my cum Cum comes from a thing that only guys have in their butts. It's why girls can't cum.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 06:23 |
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IT BEGINS
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 23:45 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:cum is pretty inconvenient. its messy you absolutely can not leave it it smells its sticky just icky icky. either eat it or have another plan. I vaguely remember a post on reddit years and years ago that was reposted here in one of the mock threads. A dude was moving out of his apartment and needed advice on really super deep carpet cleaning. When pressed for why, it was because he'd jerk off at his computer, splooge on the floor, and just ignore it. He did this for years. I think he posted a picture
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 02:51 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done. I just want everyone to know I kept my word and it was great and my balls ache.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 06:32 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 19:18 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Share the deets in the thread You're a sick person.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 16:10 |