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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Eldercain posted:

Why would my piss affect my cum

Where does cum cum from anyways

Cum comes from a thing that only guys have in their butts. It's why girls can't cum.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



IT BEGINS

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



unpleasantly turgid posted:

cum is pretty inconvenient. its messy you absolutely can not leave it it smells its sticky just icky icky. either eat it or have another plan.

I vaguely remember a post on reddit years and years ago that was reposted here in one of the mock threads. A dude was moving out of his apartment and needed advice on really super deep carpet cleaning. When pressed for why, it was because he'd jerk off at his computer, splooge on the floor, and just ignore it. He did this for years.

I think he posted a picture :cry:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done.

I just want everyone to know I kept my word and it was great and my balls ache.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Share the deets in the thread

You're a sick person.

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