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Dec 10, 2011

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Aphex- posted:

The gammons are just going to keep blaming the EU for all their problems even though we're not in it anymore aren't they?

David Davis has already blamed the people who stopped us leaving last March with No Deal for No Deal, because their efforts shortened the transition period. Apparently it's not in the government's power to extend that, while they refuse to use the extension they've already been granted.

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Dec 10, 2011

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sinky posted:

Only took 12 hours for the shine to come off this Brexit thing

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So, the GFA is broken and the Troubles are coming back.

E: 4 is my pick in the sweep for "number of days until the next IRA bombing on the mainland".

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Dec 10, 2011

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I've seen that photo posted by someone else, but with the name of the building censored. It may well be a stdh.

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Dec 10, 2011

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BizarroAzrael posted:

Ended up in Brussels for the weekend slinging Magic cards. Think it was the right move.

A friend of mine is there selling cards. She's enjoying herself, but it's long and tiring days.

E: gently caress's sake. Billie Eilish is the latest terrible 15-minuter to record the theme for a James Bond 007 movie.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

You can tell that Brexit is mostly a psychological thing rather than a political thing, because all the Leavers call the Remainers traitors and all the Remainers call the Leavers racists.

If it was based on actual politics the Leavers would be calling the Remainers racists for voting to stay in a eurocentric white supremacist gang, and the Remainers would be calling the Leavers traitors for knackering the country.

No, it's just that Brexit is a fascist endeavour and the far right always project. Leavers are both racists and traitors - to be more exact, the leaders are both but the followers are just racists, as treason requires active and knowing collusion. I've been calling out Mogg, Farage and Banks as traitors since Day 1. Meanwhile the Leavers aren't about to start calling anyone racist as an insult because they think racism is good.

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Dec 10, 2011

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The Guardian cryptic crossword, 31/1/20:

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Dec 10, 2011

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namesake posted:

I wonder if This Is Spinal Tap didn't quite have that same quality because about 99% of it really could and probably has happened with touring bands.

Watch Anvil! The Story of Anvil for the perfect example of this, because it really did mostly happen to them.

Also Galaxy Quest managed to succeed.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

Debating RLB Nandy Thornberry just to give the best spread for stopping the symbolic win for the Blairists of Starmer, but unsure if Nandy would just do most of the same poo poo while shouting about towns.

You know she would. Also isn't she a rabid Brexiteer?

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Dec 10, 2011

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

That was in the post-Altern8 era where they forced them to play to backing tape but sing live, which seems like the best way of pissing off every single act that came on. It did lead to this though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzRAZ1uS-Ao&t=36s

That first verse sounds like Lou Reed covering the song, and now I wish I could hear that.

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Dec 10, 2011

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EmptyVessel posted:

My favourite piece of miming period ToTP fuckery has to be Killing Joke doing Empire Song in the absence of Jaz Coleman (who'd run off to Iceland to get ready for the apocalypse, as you do).
Cunning use of someone-not-Jaz in a beekeeper outfit and Paul Ferguson miming both vocals and drums gave us this oddness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSYJmWkehWQ

No, the best one was and ever will be The Orb trying in vain to explain why it was impossible to mime playing Blue Room, which ended up with them sitting on the stage playing chess.

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Dec 10, 2011

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EmptyVessel posted:

Somehow I never saw that one. Did they at least try to make moves in time to the music? Who played? Alex Paterson vs ...? (Pretty sure Wobble and Hillage could have mimed their bass and guitar bits) e:Should have asked Jimmy Cauty for how-to-mime-the-impossible tips.

Alex Paterson and Thrash, I think it was. And no, they sat there wearing spacesuits and playing chess - no acknowledgement of the music or the audience. And they weren't going to ask Jimmy Cauty poo poo, considering how he left.

You could conceivably be right about the not-Jaz though.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

That can't be entirely down to Travelling communities, there just aren't enough Travellers, and it doesn't explain the gender disparity. The government's big worry with Traveller groups was that traditional gender roles require girls to withdraw from education to look after younger siblings, so you'd expect similar or worse pass rates for girls in the same category.

Why? If they don't attend school then they won't appear in the figures.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Camrath posted:

I hadn’t realised this was my go-to image of ‘person selling stuff from a tray’ until you pointed it out.

Though I assure you my fudge is made from genuine ingredients and also has a very low chance of opening a portal to the dungeon dimensions.

We were thinking more of Dibbler's sausages of unknown origin, Mr I-Think-I'll-Make-Marmite-Fudge. :colbert:

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Dec 10, 2011

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forkboy84 posted:

Yeah, I mean, it's The Sun. I'll give it credence as anything more than run of the mill homophobia from a shitrag when it's coming from a source moderately more believable.

It's on the BBC now. Yet another sex offender in the upper echelons of the party who claim they're not Tories.

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Dec 10, 2011

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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Is communism bitch an archivist? My place has a job opportunity he might be interested in, haven't seen him post for ages though

Where is it? My sister is an archivist and might be interested.

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Dec 10, 2011

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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Central London

*chorus of groans from ukmt*

Convenient, she's already there working at the Woolwich Arsenal (IIRC). Drop me a PM.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

It's an insurance company, and 'the general fund for provision of Scottish widows, orphans, and sisters in the event of death at war' was a bit of a mouthful.

And they advertise with women who are far too young and happy for my liking. If I were with the fuzz I'd be asking exactly how you came to be a widow, madam.

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Dec 10, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

You can't say that and not share.

IIRC Nandy said that there should be a second Scottish Indyref, but the whole of the UK should vote on it.

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Dec 10, 2011

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sebzilla posted:

DVDs but no internet? Did you grow up in some sort of temporal rift?

We got our first DVD player the year before we got our first broadband connection.

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Dec 10, 2011

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ronya posted:

Brexit does throw a spanner into this, albeit perhaps not the one that one might think



I have with my own two eyes seen someone say that they voted to leave the EU because it maximised the chance of Scottish independence. Those fuckers are so dense they have an event horizon.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Lisa Nandy in "only being 99% poo poo" incident:

https://twitter.com/lisanandy/status/1226186843475128322?s=20

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Dec 10, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Surely if she was anti british she would remove the B, not the E?

Saying we don't have an empire is about the most anti-British thing the likes of Turdboy Young can think of.

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Dec 10, 2011

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The Question IRL posted:

ISF had the best name for that book.
"Come out ye Rack of Lambs."

Every recipe in the Gerry Adams Cookbook involves soaking something in Guinness and simmering for 60 years.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Saith posted:

A tree fell down on the canal by my house but I didnt hear it

Was there a sound?

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Dec 10, 2011

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It will warm your heart to hear that Anglian Water have not only just lost the Scottish Local Authorities water account (which is worth an eight figure amount of money per annum) a year early, but were also told not to bother submitting a tender for the new round of procurement.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Prince John posted:

Christ. If RLB is leader, it's going to be Corbyn continued as far as they're concerned, isn't it. They'll never be happy, even if she does adopt those pledges.

It's going to be Corbyn continued whoever takes the Labour leadership unless that person will take the party back as far right as Blair did. And now they've seen that they can use the anti-Semitism stick and get away with it, they're going to hold it over the head of every Labour leader as blackmail.

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Dec 10, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Do they actually give them alphabetical names?

Yes, and they alternate between male and female names. A also alternates each year.

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Dec 10, 2011

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a pipe smoking dog posted:

The new attorney general is a member of a cult founded by a prolific sexual abuser

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...py_to_clipboard

She's also a member of the Triratna order.

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Dec 10, 2011

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thespaceinvader posted:

Also, read Rat Queens, it's rad.

Alternately, don't, because among other controversies the original artist and co-creator is a wifebeater.

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Dec 10, 2011

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endlessmonotony posted:

Ah, yes, because the SNP are :umberto: and simultaneously populist nationalists

I'll stop you right there, because fascists are populist nationalists (or at least, they want to be). The SNP have also throughout their entire existence either tacitly or openly supported right wing parties from the actual loving Nazis to the Tories under Cameron, all the while protesting how poo poo the English make everything.

The SNP need the Tories in power for the same reason the Lib Dems do - because centrist politics cannot exist in a society that has seen the benefits of a left wing government working for the people.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Sanitary Naptime posted:

As I said earlier, the SNP is a single issue party so gently caress knows how many of their voters are just tories with different ideas about maps.

It's not too hard. Just take a look at general elections prior to 1939, when the SNP either didn't exist or was barely nascent. Scotland outside of Edinburgh was in the main true blue Tory or Liberal. Labour didn't make gains in Scotland until the SNP split the Tory vote.

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Dec 10, 2011

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forkboy84 posted:

If the Highlands eventually wants independence then I have no real issue with that. The eventual death of the nation state is good far as I'm concerned

If you really think that a thousand voices all demanding to be different is a good thing then don't let me stop you. Just don't pretend that it has anything to do with socialism.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Hearing that the bookies have Starmer at 1/7 to be the next leader.

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Dec 10, 2011

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I wouldn't mind seeing Miliband back right now. It would take the press about five seconds to say "oh look, bacon butty boy is back!" and then full attack mode commences.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Ms Adequate posted:

Mods please I'm begging you

Another forum name change request?

(Sorry.)

E: In November 1989 the Berlin Wall fell. This was in the main a good thing, but it did remove the handy dividing line to show where all the AfD voters live.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

What's the end goal of that?

I always figured that when push came to shove, "treat migrants as mobile livestock for business goals" would always win out over "number go down but whiter" among Tory MPs.

They purged the sensible thinkers, remember? They don't care about anything except their immediate wants and desires. If they'd lived in the antebellum South they'd advocate for the extermination of the blacks even though their plantations depended on slave labour.

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Dec 10, 2011

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a neurotic ai posted:

By sensible thinkers, you mean self interested amoral parasites instead of rabid frothing gammons?

I'll take self-interested amoral parasites over what we have. At least the former have a vested interest in preserving a functional society, even if it's only because functioning societies are more profitable.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Nothingtoseehere posted:

Eh, everyone currently in the UK is being let stay.

Post/username combo, assuming it refers to your IQ. This is a blatant attempt to tell EU nationals that they'll have the right to remain in the UK while finding as many ways as possible to exclude people from the policy.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Nothingtoseehere posted:

A ballache that often just gives you pre settled status often even when you are entitled to settled. But the point is even those people have right to work here like citizens do. The idea that this immigration system is supposed to scare them into compliance, instead of being a lazy slapdash fix to look good with the base, is nonsense.

It's not about scaring people into compliance. It's about scaring people into not even trying to comply, because complying still won't protect you.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Camrath posted:

Pretty much my reaction. The guy didn’t make it- I was driving and stopped at a traffic light, on the way back he was still there covered with a red blanket, with just this pair of unmoving bare feet sticking out from under.

Apparently someone has been arrested on suspicion of murder. Tbh it didn’t really process in my mind what I’d seen until I was in the post office ten minutes later. Aged 38, first time I’ve seen a fresh dead body. :/

Lucky you. I got to watch someone drop dead in front of me before I was 18.

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