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Jose posted:The papers really want to kill their readers Can't believe I played that video expecting some kind of summary or, indeed, any information whatsoever
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Valko posted:That guy was born in 1957. - the blitz happened - he's alive Therefore he survived the blitz
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Rollie Fingers posted:Why do I read comments in a MetOffice tweet I love them. Excellent blend of "it's called summer!" and "well that thermometer has only recorded a record-breaking temperature because there's a field of cows 3 miles away emitting body heat"
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How long could Truss possibly last as PM. Even Boris was charming despite being stupid. Truss only has the stupid.
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1550020515573669888?t=xjFEAXDLzVzivIsnDU4n7A&s=19 Yeah but did she panic when she couldn't find the door? No, she remained steadfastly cool, calmly resolute, prime ministerial
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Jul 21, 2022 08:47
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I'm silly pompous snake
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Jul 26, 2022 12:17
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It's like how knifeplay means the same as fancy sex
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Jul 26, 2022 13:17
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CoolCab posted:yep and then they do some kind of financial check to make sure you can afford to live there while you study, and if they find you're poor they keep your thousand pounds. How can this be legal? A deposit should be contingent on your action not your status (especially if arbitrarily judged). Feels like a uni could easily be sued for doing something like this
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it dont matter posted:That's great, now tell me more about the two internets The two Internets: male and female
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keep punching joe posted:https://twitter.com/iain_games/status/1554750332240105473?t=RPIOKLGN1CY8cVK5nFijeQ Do I need to be a Football Knower to get this?
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Jose posted:Brain of homer Simpson you mean Not everything is homer simpson!!
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Aug 4, 2022 12:22
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nawilo_420 posted:let's make and sell and more, let's secure and be strong and build fair A Labour government would do good things and not bad things. Vote Labour for a gooder Britain.
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Jose posted:Jfc Five times a day and it only works when the GPS shows you're facing nelson's column
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Oh poo poo its the baroness That's Doctor Baroness Newlove, Limited Liability Doctor
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Regarde Aduck posted:Are you saying... We've hosed it? Charged with one count of vilifying Britain.
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TACD posted:
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i am harry posted:more like the enormous gaping mouth just before he says anything 
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Valko posted:I was curious so I googled Orime. Google thought I meant prime so I choose the 'search for orime instead' link below. I love it when a post goes from "I was curious so" to  in 60 seconds
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keep punching joe posted:Excited for the return of these other diseases I'm Over-laid 
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keep punching joe posted:Turbines are fine, electricity pylons are a much bigger blight on the landscape. 
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:I've been up close to wind turbines and think they're pretty cool, even knowing the rare earth elements used in their construction carries its own host of environmental and ethical problems. But the aesthetic of these almost silent futurist structures quietly generating power in the midst of a wild landscape really appeals to me. I've never been able to find it again but I recall a clip of an Egyptian immigrant to the UK reminiscing about his childhood in Egypt where the streets were lined with smokestacks, and they were awesome to him because they represented progress - in the UK, he feels that same sensation as an adult from wind turbines. It was quite a moving clip, the way it was put together
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gonadic io posted:Yes it goes like this: "it's wokism's fault". Do they also talk about wind turbines being shut down when it's too windy
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CoolCab posted:yeah fuckin all of europe is getting hit to an utterly insane and absurd degree. Just one degree? I wish
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MikeCrotch posted:Labour would do it for 15 quid and a ham sandwich Is the sandwich to keep Ed Milliband happy
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But what if you just spend no money on compensating shareholders
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Biplane posted:An "eton mess" is when you eat your wifes lovers cum out of her pussy. I just pulled a face I've never pulled before and now I've hurt a muscle in my jaw
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CoolCab posted:most * in the uk is * with stupid costumes.
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Fleetwood posted:I hate this motherfucker Tom Whyman's account found
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There's a wood pigeon couple that comes around to our estate every year to eat the berries off the tree outside our kitchen. I like to shine a laser pointer at one of them to create a red dot on its wing. The other pigeon extends its neck to extreme lengths and stares at it with a bewilderment heretofore unknown in the animal kingdom, much to my amusement
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Crowsbeak posted:It would be low key funny if the Tories did say they were promising to reopen the mines to deal with the energy crisis they created. Such a desperate situation that they: - open the coal mines - give milk to school children - nationalise utilities - sell the falklands to argentina
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bitmap posted:then I got ANOTHER cat and didnt tell that guy again How many cats did you get before he finally found out? I assume there's probably a limit. Maybe 80 cats, that would probably get in yhe local news and your landlord might see it.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:the more people who share a flat, the cheaper it's gonna be to heat. Penguins Know How To Survive The Cold - Why Don't We Learn From Them my article in The Telegraph
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It's only a hard job if you do it right.
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The person making pancakes on their 5-hob cooker doesn't need an energy rebate 
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That is a gently caress ton of pancakes too. 3 large pancakes in and that gigantic bowl is still half full of batter
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That's like 20 pancakes who the gently caress are they cooking for?
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If the only tool you have is police brutality every problem starts to look like a peaceful protest
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Vim Fuego posted:Have they tried privatising the pubs? Privs
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