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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jose posted:

Someone marry me so I can flee I'll punish your posting enemies

unusual meter but the couplet works

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




oliwan posted:

jesus christ ops that is obviously a quote from the comments

oh whoops. seemed like a post you would really make tho :shrug:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




oliwan posted:

lmao, can you quote one single cspam post of mine to support this op? just one?

youve got me dead to rights. it was a show trial. a miserable star chamber, arranged for yr own destruction. the mods are out for yr blood

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hard to believe that a dutchman could wildly overvalue something but here we are, w oliwan acting like anyone cares about their goofy language

also difficult to imagine anyone dutch trying to set up shop somewhere they arent wanted or liked, but theres oliwan again, here itt (in this thread)

and who could ever believe that anyone dutch would act like someones worth and fate were already set when they were born, unalterable thence—but heres oliwan, treating someone like poo poo for being an immigrant!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




twoday posted:

look, I said I was sorry for the derail

everyone likes you twoday!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




fine gael, the party of and for attractive young women

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




marktheando posted:

I heard there is nowhere suitable in England so they would have to beg the Americans to let them dock in Virginia.

good thing the tories have brexited themselves so much leverage

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




com dummings

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the british are gonna be trapped on their island w diminishing resources until they beg to be let back into the eu :rip:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Private Speech posted:

Speaking of pay:

UK Wages back above pre-economic crisis levels

That's ... good, right?


lol

worse than the 1930s lmebo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





this is a scheme to get a huge vat of mixed cum

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




corona is not a bioweapon but if you were designing a population crash germ, you would call it a wild success to hit upon one that was incredibly contagious + long incubation period where contagious but not symptomatic + much reduced symptoms among the young/lethality confined mostly to the elderly and weakened + damage to fertility among survivors

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wow, I've just come off a month-long media and news fast and I feel great! time to take a big swig of coffee and check what's going on in the world

thinking about that thing david mitchell did years ago, where a few comedians/panel show types were locked in a house w/o any access to outside news, and wondering how that before/after would go rn

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Grape posted:

Also the always implicit "2/3 Of The Major Abrahamic Religions" that it signals. The unspoken "gently caress ISLAM" element.

its more a gently caress EVERYTHING ELSE BUT CHRISTIANITY bit by people who think the purpose of judaism was to be a prelude to christianity

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




first-come first-served, means-tested disaster relief for qualified applicants

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cominic dummings

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




he’ll be heir to the throne of hell soon 😢

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i mean, its called a crown-virus

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ague Proof posted:

The people voted for pain.

they have to be the most satisfied electorate ever rn

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cum crushers rise up

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the british are bar none the most uninformed, misinformed voters on earth

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




rip in peace bojo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i cant believe that bojo is literally, actually, non-jokingly dead, completely dead rn, ripped from the mortal cool by coronavirus

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




direct cytokine action gets the goods

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




*to the tune of oh, jeremy corbyn* oh, coronavirus

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i am once again offering my services to britain as pm or king

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




:rip: bojo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pipski posted:

he keeps walking into doors and walls right now because his eyes have rolled back in his head like a shark's.

i did it for you mao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hard to believe that both charles and boris are dead

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SorePotato posted:

Can we get a moment of applause and revelry in solemn memorial for this dead hero

a virus isnt really alive or dead in the usual senses of the words

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




no boris!!! on the chin, not in the lungs!!!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Valko posted:

Strange that Boris is now in intensive care after hearing just a few hours ago that he was in good spirits. Maybe this will be the wakeup call to all those gammons that the tories liars and not to be trusted.

Lol... :(

I know that will never happen. It's not just who you would think either, many people have fallen for the cult of Boris and Brexit.

https://twitter.com/bbcpanorama/status/1192162823297736705?lang=en

he was ”in good spirits”, that is, dwelling amongst the dead as a soul unfettered w mortal concerns

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




multijoe posted:

I really, really do not want Raab to become PM so at this point sincerely here's to Johnson's speedy recovery and swift return to office

no you goober

hope raab got it too

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




havin a cheeky pando

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




still reeling from the news that boris is completely, irrevocably dead

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Randler posted:

Naming Pericles as his idol does not seem like a smart idea now, does it?

holy gently caress

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




*jim morrison voice*] mr bojo dyin

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




starmer has a real powerful “unattractive guy w a good stylist” look

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