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Sep 26, 2019

vegan sausage roll in the streets, sausage roll in the sheets

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Sep 26, 2019

Starting to suspect Liverpool might be p. cool

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Sep 26, 2019

No Dignity posted:

The thing is they're running on trans culture war on what is likely going to be a GE, and I don't think this'll be a vote winner outside of the Tory base

Discount the dozens of Guardian opinion columnists at your peril

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Sep 26, 2019

they call it labour but keith is too posh to push

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Sep 26, 2019

forkboy84 posted:

No but at the same time it's Britain, Bertrand Barère's nation of shopkeepers. gently caress are the British going to do but grumble a bit while their granny freezes to death?

That Inuit (?) thing where the elders are left behind to die in the cold but it's just dropping your nan back home

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Sep 26, 2019

Tesco brandy now comes in a plastic bottle. This is indicative of something, nothing good

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Sep 26, 2019

Got worried the cool Lizzo was dead for a second

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Sep 26, 2019

🎶feeling dead as hell🎶

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Sep 26, 2019

euphronius posted:

the Queen is the worst monarch in English history right ? can’t think of a worse one.

lol

ynohtna posted:

Now playing: Queen — Who Wants to LIve Forever

lmao

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Sep 26, 2019

The NHS to be replaced by the ritualistic anointing of the plebiscite's feet with homeopathic concoctions on certain holy days

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Sep 26, 2019

Bullshit that she wore a hat most times instead of a crown. Finally I can say it

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Sep 26, 2019

Atrocious Joe posted:

The Queen would still be healthy if Bojo was still PM

Bojo actually shanked her on the way out

The Bergoglios send their regards

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Sep 26, 2019

She lived a rarified life very different than most of ours. Yet her disappointment in her eldest son gave her a certain humanising, common touch.

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Sep 26, 2019

Party Boat posted:

Is Paddington actually the grim reaper?

p. sure it's pooh that takes you across the stix

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Sep 26, 2019

Charles running down The Mall doing football celebrations like from a FIFA game

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Sep 26, 2019

Tincans posted:

If Charles decides to abdicate the throne does that mean, we get

Majestic King Willy of CUM



national anthem changed to a deepfake of Captain Pike saying "They DO like it up 'em" over an industrial loop

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Sep 26, 2019

captainbananas posted:

Charles III really missing out on taking the mantle of Cnut II. what a waste

I call him that all the time. The people's Cnut

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Sep 26, 2019


lol

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Sep 26, 2019

Work chat posted a tribute to the Queen and I am fighting every fibre of my being to not post something salty and get myself fired

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Sep 26, 2019

Keep lolling that Charles is our king. That guy! lol lmao

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Sep 26, 2019

I implemented his policy ironically, as a prank

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Sep 26, 2019

It's all a big misunderstanding. Noblesse Oblige is an instruction to the poor, not the rich

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Sep 26, 2019

euphronius posted:

why is it called a “mini” budget .

They are going to shrink the notes post-Charliefication to save money

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Sep 26, 2019

Boris will one-up Liz's flirtation with the BDSM community by posting feet

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Sep 26, 2019


"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
"Woah... those are really big"
"Good news! They are suppositories"

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Sep 26, 2019

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Maybe he'll skip the intermediate step and go straight to facebook

dehumanize yourself and face to book: the nick clegg story

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Sep 26, 2019

Impressed nobody scabbed and did commentary for MotD

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Sep 26, 2019

gonadic io posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/01/uk-planning-redundant-cruise-ships-house-asylum-seekers
prison barge plan just dropped

e:
The Guardian has been told that one leading maritime company is even conducting a feasibility study into housing migrants on redundant oil rigs

e2:
of course, being the guardian, they couldn't help but include
> One government source said the use of giant barges or refurbished ferries and cruise ships to ? house refugees could have a “deterrent effect” on people arriving in small boats

Marvel too cowardly to do a Hulk remake but the Britain is made of sterner stuff

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Sep 26, 2019

The scrap metal van has started heralding it's arrival after the fashion of an ice cream van

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Sep 26, 2019

namesake posted:

https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1654379672216453120?t=WZ4b0S0YGUae1eEsizY74g&s=19

Yeah Labour standing still and all parties eating into a Tory collapse.

Probably bad for any leftwing hopes as if Starmer can stand still and make gains then his electoral strategy is working.

Labour is the party of stability, grown up politics, inert as argon

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Sep 26, 2019


In the land of the gammon, the pork handed man is king

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Sep 26, 2019

Mantis42 posted:

no no no that's "hanged", hung parliament means they're well endowed

all the better to gently caress everybody else over with, my dear

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Sep 26, 2019

the "Sword of Temporal Justice" or "Statute of Limitations" as Prince Edward calls it

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Sep 26, 2019

The Guardian Opinion articles

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Sep 26, 2019

That's it, that's the whole joke

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Sep 26, 2019

Obscure band "Pulp" has a song about this

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Sep 26, 2019

Jose, you were briefly premier of the United Kingdom. It brings me no pleasure to report this

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Sep 26, 2019

let us not prejudge old people collectively deciding to throw themselves into the sea

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Sep 26, 2019

Politicians are loving nerds, never forget, never forgive

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