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vegan sausage roll in the streets, sausage roll in the sheets
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 01:06 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 08:23 |
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Starting to suspect Liverpool might be p. cool
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 17:49 |
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Jose posted:lol Jose posted:lmao
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 13:14 |
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No Dignity posted:The thing is they're running on trans culture war on what is likely going to be a GE, and I don't think this'll be a vote winner outside of the Tory base Discount the dozens of Guardian opinion columnists at your peril
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 00:56 |
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they call it labour but keith is too posh to push
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2022 23:28 |
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forkboy84 posted:No but at the same time it's Britain, Bertrand Barère's nation of shopkeepers. gently caress are the British going to do but grumble a bit while their granny freezes to death? That Inuit (?) thing where the elders are left behind to die in the cold but it's just dropping your nan back home
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2022 21:15 |
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Tesco brandy now comes in a plastic bottle. This is indicative of something, nothing good
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2022 00:24 |
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Got worried the cool Lizzo was dead for a second
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 16:08 |
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🎶feeling dead as hell🎶
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 16:09 |
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euphronius posted:the Queen is the worst monarch in English history right ? can’t think of a worse one. lol ynohtna posted:Now playing: Queen — Who Wants to LIve Forever lmao
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 16:13 |
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The NHS to be replaced by the ritualistic anointing of the plebiscite's feet with homeopathic concoctions on certain holy days
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 16:53 |
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Bullshit that she wore a hat most times instead of a crown. Finally I can say it
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 17:07 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:The Queen would still be healthy if Bojo was still PM Bojo actually shanked her on the way out The Bergoglios send their regards
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 17:15 |
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She lived a rarified life very different than most of ours. Yet her disappointment in her eldest son gave her a certain humanising, common touch.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 19:17 |
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Party Boat posted:Is Paddington actually the grim reaper? p. sure it's pooh that takes you across the stix
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 19:23 |
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Charles running down The Mall doing football celebrations like from a FIFA game
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 19:43 |
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Tincans posted:If Charles decides to abdicate the throne does that mean, we get national anthem changed to a deepfake of Captain Pike saying "They DO like it up 'em" over an industrial loop
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 20:04 |
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captainbananas posted:Charles III really missing out on taking the mantle of Cnut II. what a waste I call him that all the time. The people's Cnut
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 20:09 |
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lol
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 20:19 |
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Work chat posted a tribute to the Queen and I am fighting every fibre of my being to not post something salty and get myself fired
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 20:34 |
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Keep lolling that Charles is our king. That guy! lol lmao
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2022 01:25 |
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I implemented his policy ironically, as a prank
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 17:19 |
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It's all a big misunderstanding. Noblesse Oblige is an instruction to the poor, not the rich
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 18:32 |
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euphronius posted:why is it called a “mini” budget . They are going to shrink the notes post-Charliefication to save money
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2022 13:19 |
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Boris will one-up Liz's flirtation with the BDSM community by posting feet
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2022 01:22 |
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"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." "Woah... those are really big" "Good news! They are suppositories"
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 00:23 |
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ContinuityNewTimes posted:Maybe he'll skip the intermediate step and go straight to facebook dehumanize yourself and face to book: the nick clegg story
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 21:03 |
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Impressed nobody scabbed and did commentary for MotD
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 05:44 |
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gonadic io posted:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/01/uk-planning-redundant-cruise-ships-house-asylum-seekers Marvel too cowardly to do a Hulk remake but the Britain is made of sterner stuff
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 08:36 |
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The scrap metal van has started heralding it's arrival after the fashion of an ice cream van
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 11:04 |
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namesake posted:https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1654379672216453120?t=WZ4b0S0YGUae1eEsizY74g&s=19 Labour is the party of stability, grown up politics, inert as argon
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 11:09 |
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keep punching joe posted:Tuck in lads In the land of the gammon, the pork handed man is king
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 13:38 |
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Mantis42 posted:no no no that's "hanged", hung parliament means they're well endowed all the better to gently caress everybody else over with, my dear
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# ¿ May 6, 2023 12:08 |
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the "Sword of Temporal Justice" or "Statute of Limitations" as Prince Edward calls it
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# ¿ May 6, 2023 13:07 |
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The Guardian Opinion articles
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 09:30 |
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That's it, that's the whole joke
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 09:30 |
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Obscure band "Pulp" has a song about this
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 09:42 |
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Jose, you were briefly premier of the United Kingdom. It brings me no pleasure to report this
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 09:20 |
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let us not prejudge old people collectively deciding to throw themselves into the sea
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 11:54 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 08:23 |
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Politicians are loving nerds, never forget, never forgive
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 15:53 |