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Your stomach problems have gotten worse? Did you drink the medicine I gave you? Yes I know it was a jar of my piss, who do you think is the doctor here |
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Hypothesis: Samuel has been chosen by the Lord Materials and Methods: I will shoot an arrow directly at Samuel's head, God will no-doubt intervene to save him. Data and Results: Samuel has an arrow through his brain.
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Yinlock posted:Hypothesis: Samuel has been chosen by the Lord Conclusion: the Lord wanted Samuel at his side rather than here on Earth |
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did you drink the moon water? well i don't know what to say, your foot should have grown back by now.
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Heather Papps posted:did you drink the moon water? well i don't know what to say, your foot should have grown back by now. the only way it could have failed is if you were possessed by the devil i'll get my exorcism piss
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Me: try an enema Patient: but i haven't even described my Me: enema, maybe with wine.or coffe? next |
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Feb 2, 2020 01:55
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okay so, yeah, you are all students with dreams of discovering what a cough is but imma tell you a secret drain the blood. just drain their blood. it always works.
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"most noble physician, i am beset with ills! it paineth me when i poketh mine knee, and when i poketh min ear, and when i scratcheth my buttocks!" "thine finger is broken, knave!"
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hm that's the 3rd patient today who's died from me drilling into their brain to remove the devil gland, I must be doing something wrong here I know, i'll fill the skull with poison first
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Feb 2, 2020 03:25
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gonna get up to some conneticut yankee in king arthur's court poo poo and smite that dickhead Merlin
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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good lord, the evil of the earth is seeping to the surface in the form of some kind of evil black substance. i'd better light my pipe and have a think about this one
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