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Yinlock

Your stomach problems have gotten worse? Did you drink the medicine I gave you?

Yes I know it was a jar of my piss, who do you think is the doctor here

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Yinlock

Hypothesis: Samuel has been chosen by the Lord

Materials and Methods: I will shoot an arrow directly at Samuel's head, God will no-doubt intervene to save him.

Data and Results: Samuel has an arrow through his brain.


Yinlock

Heather Papps posted:

did you drink the moon water? well i don't know what to say, your foot should have grown back by now.

the only way it could have failed is if you were possessed by the devil

i'll get my exorcism piss


Yinlock

hm that's the 3rd patient today who's died from me drilling into their brain to remove the devil gland, I must be doing something wrong here

I know, i'll fill the skull with poison first


Yinlock

good lord, the evil of the earth is seeping to the surface in the form of some kind of evil black substance. i'd better light my pipe and have a think about this one


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