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Cranky Kong is Jr's dad. Wrinkly Kong is Cranky's wife. She's a gorilla ghost/spirit now. Kong Jr. had a wife (D.K's mother). Her identity is unknown. Lanky is a Kong reject orangutan (Manky Kong). This species of ape is very dangerous, but can be defeated with a jump from Donkey and Diddy. Candy Kong (D.K's girlfriend) resembles a female Bigfoot.
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it's loving me up that Tiny Kong and Dixie Kong are sisters and Kiddy Kong and Chunky Kong are brothers first of all what the gently caress secondly, mother. fucker. how is this possible?
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Cubone posted:it's loving me up that Tiny Kong and Dixie Kong are sisters and Kiddy Kong and Chunky Kong are brothers Lmfoa
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Feb 8, 2020 08:21
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What in the name of Kong is going on.
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net cafe scandal posted:What in the name of Kong is going on.
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net cafe scandal posted:What in the name of Kong is going on.
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Feb 8, 2020 16:14
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Unnamed, hatted Kong
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Feb 8, 2020 20:46
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His head is off center but his hat isn't. I hate him.
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Feb 8, 2020 22:17
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net cafe scandal posted:What in the name of Kong is going on.
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Feb 9, 2020 01:38
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Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong's bitch. Suck it down
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Dick Kong stares thoughtfully at his detective office whiteboard, the words "time travel" circled multiple times.
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monkey kong
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Fox Mcloud is an apeseed continuity error
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Lanky isn't even a friend of the Kong fam like Funky Kong? WTF I thought he was supposed to be a weirdo hick cousin
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Feb 24, 2020 03:29
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he's a different species
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Feb 25, 2020 00:47
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He used to be a family friend but he molested Diddy Kong and went to prison.
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Feb 25, 2020 01:43
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Knuc U Kinte posted:He used to be a family friend but he molested Diddy Kong and went to prison. It pains me to say it, but this.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:He used to be a family friend but he molested Diddy Kong and went to prison. 
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Knuc U Kinte posted:He used to be a family friend but he molested Diddy Kong and went to prison. *sigh* Yeah, p. much this.
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Feb 25, 2020 02:52
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Cranky Kong is the "original" DK from the 80's arcade game that rapes white women.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:He used to be a family friend but he molested Diddy Kong and went to prison. drat... poo poo sucks
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/washing my bloodstained shirt in a grimy bathroom after gunning down dozens of failed kong prototypes escaped from the lab
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Ristolaz posted:/washing my bloodstained shirt in a grimy bathroom after gunning down dozens of failed kong prototypes escaped from the lab they all actually got out and became characters in banjo kazooie, diddy kong racing or coker's bad fur day.
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Bicyclops posted:they all actually got out and became characters in banjo kazooie, diddy kong racing or coker's bad fur day. 
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neato burrito posted:Cranky Kong is the "original" DK from the 80's arcade game that rapes white women. that’s just what the man wants you to think dude. There’s nothing wrong interracial couples and it aint paulines fault her ex is a psychopathic plumber who can’t accept she’s moved on.
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Ristolaz posted:/washing my bloodstained shirt in a grimy bathroom after gunning down dozens of failed kong prototypes escaped from the lab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l57zSIEOPs
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oscarthewilde posted:that’s just what the man wants you to think dude. There’s nothing wrong interracial couples and it aint paulines fault her ex is a psychopathic plumber who can’t accept she’s moved on. I dunno, man I think these images tell a different story. Isn't it true that the Kong family paid you to make that post, you monkey shill?   
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lmfao
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.
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Cubone posted:leaks contain a new angle of Unnamed, hatted Kong menacing
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net cafe scandal posted:Lmfao
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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intense chimpanzee
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I'm a bit concerned about what's happening here
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