Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong's dad.

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coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Plutonis posted:

the tie hides his big floppy balls

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coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Wormskull posted:

Why the gently caress are so many lurkers obsessed with Donkey Kong�s nards lmfao.

Because big floppy balls are a sign of power and virility. Just ask any stray cat.

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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 17:07

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Balls and googly eyes are the height of comedy.

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# ¿ Dec 4, 2022 01:18

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

My weekend is complete. Thank you.

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