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qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Eating fries plain like an animal? Carefully mixing the perfect ratio of mayo and ketchup (maybe even mustard???) for the perfect pink sauce? Everything is valid.

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Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007

i don't wanna start a flamewar a page in but mayo isn't fit for human consumption imo

Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007

ranch is clearly the correct thing to dunk your fries in. yes its mayo with extra steps, but those extra steps matter.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lol the post icon

But chick fille sauce is goood

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

honey mustard #1

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Popeyes blackened ranch. The Mardi Gras mustard is good too.

Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007

one of our local fast food chains has their own "Braum's Sauce", i dunno what's in it, but it's pretty good.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

I used to really like the jack daniel's sauce from tgif, dunno what it was but it was good w/fries

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

I'm gonna refrain from calling in the rage of the entire European continent so no comments on the mayo wars

Scatsby posted:

ranch is clearly the correct thing to dunk your fries in. yes its mayo with extra steps, but those extra steps matter.

its freaking wild that the only way to get ranch in my area is in gimmicky ultraAmerica restaurants like Johnny Rockets but, agreed.



Burt Sexual posted:

Lol the post icon

This subforum could use more post icons, like

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
im a big fan of mayo for fries

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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NACHO CHEESE

Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007


:stare: wtf

for fries!?

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Oct 29, 2012

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Scatsby posted:

:stare: wtf

for fries!?

for EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

for EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING

Bold strat, everyone
Bold loving strat

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

BBQ sauce is boss. KC Style ideally.

Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007

bbq sauce is okay, but only in moderation and it's easy to overdo it.

how does the forum feel about A1/other steak sauces? i don't get a lot of steaks since my SO is vegan, but every time i do, i feel very torn...

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
MCD curry sauce is ok for dunking nugs in. In fact curry is good for dunking any chicken or fish products in.

Ketchup is ok with fries.

Tabasco goes well with eggs, but is garbage tier vinegar bullshit for all other purposes.

Worchesteshire sauce is good with ground beef if you're a baby and can't season your meat otherwise.

e: Forgot. If you do like vinegar bullshit like Tabasco, Texas Pete is a superior and cheaper version.

Nurge fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Feb 4, 2020

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Do Americans call American mustard American mustard? Or is it just mustard?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

steak sauce is fine for any steak you'd get from somewhere appropriate for this thread. never anywhere else.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Do Americans call American mustard American mustard? Or is it just mustard?

Its just mustard or yellow mustard

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I poke BK's Zesty sauce

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
This probably isn't available in the US, but it's my standard hot sauce for eeeeeverything (except eggs).

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Scatsby posted:

i don't wanna start a flamewar a page in but mayo isn't fit for human consumption imo

Legit bad take.

Arby’s has the worst food but the best sauces. Which? All of them.

ninjoatse.cx fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Feb 4, 2020

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

UltraRed posted:

Legit bad take.
Which
Arby’s has the wow food but the best sauces. Which? All of them.

Arby's Three Pepper Sauce is really good. Shame about most of the rest of their menu.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
My loving iPad mutilated that post. I swear apple makes these loving things go lovely on purpose.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Habanero mayonnaise

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I like the sweet and sours

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
dunking the op in pwn sauce

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Scatsby posted:

:stare: wtf

for fries!?

Absolutely. Unless the fries are from five guys. Those are eaten with light salt and malt vinegar.

There was a restaurant here that had an awesome bottled raspberry Chipotle sauce and I remember taking a picture of the bottle specifically so I could try to find it again and managed to lose the photo.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007
one cup and two tablespoons mayonnaise
half cup ketchup
quarter cup sugar
two tablespoons red wine vinegar
two teaspoons worcestershire
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon mustard powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon onion powder

put all this poo poo in a bowl and whisk until smooth

put on pretty much all forms of meat except hot dogs it sucks on hot dogs for some reason

put on bread

put on rice

use as dip for fries or bread or whatever

probably works for salad maybe

if you have kewpie mayo and indian ketchup you can be daring and attempt to make the undefeated fry sauce of the east, which might not be a real thing that works i don't know i don't have those things

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Gulping Again posted:

one cup and two tablespoons mayonnaise
half cup ketchup
quarter cup sugar
two tablespoons red wine vinegar
two teaspoons worcestershire
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon mustard powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon onion powder

put all this poo poo in a bowl and whisk until smooth

put on pretty much all forms of meat except hot dogs it sucks on hot dogs for some reason

put on bread

put on rice

use as dip for fries or bread or whatever

probably works for salad maybe

if you have kewpie mayo and indian ketchup you can be daring and attempt to make the undefeated fry sauce of the east, which might not be a real thing that works i don't know i don't have those things

If I ask them to do that at McDonald’s they are calling the police and an ambulance guaranteed

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Dipping fries in mayo like a weird Dutch person - no thanks

Inverse
Jun 30, 2010

I like the plastic tubs of sauce because I can lick them after finishing my deep fried cup

Ranch>honey mustard=bbq>garli>anything else.

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

Raising Canes sauce is pretty good for chicken

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
My dipping mustards

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

fry sauce or ketchup or a frosty/caramel milkshake for fries

sweet n sour, honey or spicy mustard, bbq for nugs

ranch maybe depending on the recipe (there's some watery nasty ranches out there, no thank u) for any other fried thing like zucchini or mozz

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
#1 polynesian sauce
#2 chick fil-a sauce
#3 wendys sweet and sour
#4 mcdonalds sweet and sour

Any questions?

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
50/50 real butter, Frank's Redhot. A pinch of dried Habenero from my garden last summer.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Crime on a Dime posted:

dunking the op in pwn sauce

gently caress!

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Scatsby posted:

ranch is clearly the correct thing to dunk your fries in. yes its mayo with extra steps, but those extra steps matter.

Mods please.

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