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Hi I’d like to order one Krabby Patty plz Hi I’d like to order one Krusty burger plz
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Excuse me Doug I want to go order a Honker Burger
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Feb 5, 2020 01:19
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I am being welcomed to good burger, home of the good burger this dude would like to take my order
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Feb 5, 2020 01:39
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I am being welcomed to good burger, home of the good burger this dude would like to take my order Last time I went to good burger the service was terrible.
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Feb 5, 2020 01:42
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The_Rob posted:Last time I went to good burger the service was terrible. They fried my sweater
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Feb 5, 2020 01:43
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I'm feeling like Duke Burger tonight, but the last time I went there the drive-in guy said "I'm here to kick rear end and cook burgs... and I'm sorry sir, but we're all out of burgs."
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Feb 5, 2020 01:46
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Feb 5, 2020 01:49
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Those drat kids are gonna be the death of this guy.
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Feb 5, 2020 02:01
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Going to a good fast food.
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Feb 5, 2020 04:22
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Going to eat some of my homemade hamburgers, which I call steamed hams.
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Feb 5, 2020 04:24
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yes ill have one of your bobbed burgers
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Feb 5, 2020 04:25
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I'd like an Extra Grande Naco meal plz
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Feb 5, 2020 04:56
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FilthyImp posted:I'd like an Extra Grande Naco meal plz Ok here u go
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Feb 5, 2020 05:14
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yes hello? can I get a big chongus, baconized, with a 55 gallon drum of mr pibb? ....ok second window, got it
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Feb 5, 2020 05:22
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Im going to Burger Shot
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Feb 5, 2020 06:09
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Bloaty hates his life.
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Feb 5, 2020 06:18
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Big Kahuna Burger! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. Ain't never had one myself. How are they?
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Feb 5, 2020 06:56
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Where's the love for Chok-E-Chicken?!
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Feb 5, 2020 06:59
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I get that it's the trend these days but it feels a little weird that We've Literally Only Got Meat is introducing their own fake meat partnership.
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Feb 5, 2020 07:07
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The_Rob posted:Last time I went to good burger the service was terrible. this man is a mondo burger shill, do not listen to him. good burger best burger.
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Feb 5, 2020 12:31
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I’d like a breast milk please.
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Feb 5, 2020 14:17
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reignonyourparade posted:I get that it's the trend these days but it feels a little weird that We've Literally Only Got Meat is introducing their own fake meat partnership. L.O.G. Meat, home of the Meat Log
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Feb 5, 2020 14:22
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Fauxrogs Legs
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Feb 5, 2020 14:23
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'I'm not going back to the local Pizza Planet until they ban that kid that always shows up with the skull poo poo, what's his name, Sid? That kid is loving disturbing, and has the strongest school shooter energy I've ever seen.'
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Feb 5, 2020 14:50
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“This burger tastes like rear end!” *looks at soda cup, which reads “Assburgers”* *doesn’t get the joke because puns require the ability to process humor and understand social concepts*
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Feb 5, 2020 16:29
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*at Mooby's* Give me one udderly delicious MooilkShake, Skinny Calf, and... an order of onion rings
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Feb 5, 2020 17:13
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Gonna go get a couple burgers from this guy named Bob.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:21
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oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...
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“Good afternoon sir! Welcome to Dickburger, where You Only Get One!TM” “I only get one?” “Yes sir! Just one! Now please place your dick in this machine!”
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Feb 5, 2020 17:24
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I walk up to the Burgertron building. You don't walk inside - there's no reason to. The order taking and receiving is done though panels on the wall. Most people drive their transport directly up to the panels, but I'm a little old-fashioned. Plus I plan on dining-up today. The screen flashes "WELCOME!" in (unfortunately) comic sans, with confetti animations. I wave my hand through a few buttons projecting from the display. Just the usual today. With each press the display gives the slightest subtle nudge back - I looked into this and apparently it's called "haptic feedback". From behind the display I can ever so slightly hear mechanical pieces reacting to every press...what sounds like a cutting knife unsheathing when I confirm the double patty burg with cheese. It still takes a few seconds for the hypernuke to cook the patties to perfection, but it's definitely worth the wait. Then a metallic scrape and clunk, followed by the sound of some objects being poured as the fries order is also committed. Supposedly back in the dark days, there were people inside the buildings that did all the food processing and packaging. Apparently society was so messed up that those same people would be required to work while sick. It was a bio-contaminant nightmare. Now with the machines doing all the work, everything is fully sanitized. No human errors to give you the wrong order or overcook something either. Before I finish pondering how humanity survived those trying times, I hear the items coming through the delivery chute. A small, perfectly wrapped paper baggie is gently lowered out the chute. The display flashes "THANK YOU!" with some corny fireworks. I take the package and ride the elevator to the roof, where the dining area is. I can tell a few others are up here, but only because the privacy fields are activated on a few of the tables. I get my own table and enable the privacy field. Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11 begins playing as I am enveloped by pleasant-tinted teal walls. You can use whatever color you want, but your default color is always saved with your geneprint, which is kind of annoying when you're in an off mood and want something different that day. Unwrapping the package reveals my burg and fries. I'm a little weird in that I can't take a bite of the burg without following it up with a fry in the same mouthful. Committing my ritual, each bite is as perfect as ever...savory, a bit salty, but not too much. I lean back - the chair leans with me. Creator bless us, I love this world.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:40
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Feb 5, 2020 19:04
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:Where's the love for Chok-E-Chicken?! id go there i bet i could avoid dying is Barths fast food? anyone wanna try a barthburger? what is in the special sauce today?
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Feb 6, 2020 00:13
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:Where's the love for Chok-E-Chicken?! Hell yes
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*sees old man in bathrobe and laser sword slice arm off of crazy rear end in a top hat* also nobody is even loving eating waffles here why is it in the name..
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