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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The compromise plan is of Medicare for everyone who had it in 2030 is much better than Medicare for none, you dumb hardliners

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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
attn parents! CVS is giving away pharmacy gift cards in exchange for healthy children's bone marrow

SideEffectShit
Oct 10, 2022

by Pragmatica

War and Pieces posted:

Lying motionless in bed on my day off to try to trick my sleep monitor so that I can make more than the minimum payment to my sleep debt.

how often are we talkin?

SideEffectShit
Oct 10, 2022

by Pragmatica

Homocow posted:

attn parents! CVS is giving away pharmacy gift cards in exchange for healthy children's bone marrow

walgreens is now buying blood plasma

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Hope my company's Vice President signs off on my eye replacement surgery!

update: denied, but happy I had the opportunity!

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
i actually just my my doctor an out of pocket subscription fee

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Find out about our new plan, the deductible roulette

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

SideEffectShit posted:

how often are we talkin?
I'm Senior Systems Administration Systimizer so I get two days off a month.

SideEffectShit
Oct 10, 2022

by Pragmatica
two days a month is nothin. try every few days for a few months for maximum deprivation

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


My health insurance gives me a 5% discount coupon for soylent once a year for every organ I let them harvest for a rich person. And people say this is a bad health care system. No, I still have to pay for the surgery for them to get the organ, we aren’t dirty socialists here

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Holy poo poo, it's 2050 and I can afford private health insurance?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon


Pictured, me getting a root canal

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Colonel Cancer posted:



Pictured, me getting a root canal

Money tip: you can go see the Barber Surgeon at the Renaissance Faire for a fraction of the price. They'll even let you work off the debt by LARPing as a serf

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never awake
Apr 4, 2023

by vyelkin

Willa Rogers posted:

"Medicare" "Advantage" plans will give assistance with one hand while taking away traditional Medicare benefits with the other.
in order for a psychoanalyst to accept health insurance & medicare/medicaid, they have to agree to a checklist of requirements and mandatory reports

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