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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
A Florida woman violated the state’s coronavirus-related travel restrictions to distribute Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes throughout an entire county

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Steak-Ummms has emerged as an unlikely COVID-19 misinformation watchdog, according to the Wall Street Journal.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

the black book of communism is counting deaths due to covid-19 as victims of communism

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
As American grocery stores run low on essential items, bread baking videos trend on social media.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

AOC announced that she would be voting for Joe Biden on an Instagram Live stream with Fat Joe.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Efforts to contain Covid-19 within the United States may be stymied by protesters wanting to get their hair cut

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

U.S. President Donald Trump had threatened OPEC leader Saudi Arabia with oil tariffs

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

the president went on national tv and told people they had nothing to lose

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
The president of the United States went on television and encouraged people to think about injecting themselves with disinfectant.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
HHS chief Alex Azar tapped ex-professional Labradoodle breeder to coordinate the coronavirus response

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The president’s daily preemption of the Dr. Oz Show in the Pacific Time Zone with a pandemic press conference is his greatest contribution to public health.

Feldegast42 posted:

Efforts to contain Covid-19 within the United States may be stymied by protesters wanting to get their hair cut

bald and wigged protestors wanting to get their hair cut.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Snoop Dogg (49ers) defeats Daniel Cormier (Saints) 27-13

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

'do not ingest disinfectant'
-yahoo news headline

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
LONDON, April 24 (Reuters) - Doctors and health experts urged people not to drink or inject disinfectant on Friday after U.S. President Donald Trump suggested scientists should investigate inserting the cleaning agent into the body as a way to cure COVID-19.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Workers at a Smithfield pork plant in MO have encountered another health complication: reluctance to cover their mouths while coughing or clean their faces after sneezing, because this can cause them to miss a piece of meat as it goes by, creating risk of disciplinary action.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Citing a primary outcome of death, researchers cut chloroquine study short over safety concerns.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
The 26.5 million jobless claims filed in the last five weeks wiped out the 22 million jobs created during the nearly decade-long employment boom.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Maryland governor says coronavirus tests acquired from South Korea under guard at undisclosed location to protect the tests from seizure by federal government .

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


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after armed terrorists occupied the capital of michigan, the president recommended the governor negotiate with them

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/1256283621045960704?s=20

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Kim Jong Un may be holed up with his 2,000-woman 'Pleasure Squad'

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Several nurses are in trouble for filming a tiktok video showing them dancing with a covid -19 bodybag.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



It looks like the U.S. might have "murder hornets" now.

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"


You can always tell a Milford man

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

The Spanish government has allowed children to leave the house again

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
X Ć A-12 is actually pronounced “samurai”, which somehow makes this all worse.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Jessie Ventura is polling at 15-20% nationally, but is declining to run for President because he'd lose his job's health insurance and his wife is very sick.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Jesse Ventura is as much a right wing hack as Biden on everything but foreign policy.

I'd still vote for him over Biden, but that's not high praise

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

A Native American health center asked for COVID-19 supplies and received body bags instead.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
They blasted “Live and Let Die” while Trump walked around a Honeywell plant today in Arizona without a mask.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Ohio has set up a website for companies to report people who refuse to work during the pandemic, so that they don’t keep getting unemployment benefits.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



With 80 percent accuracy and with no racial bias, the software can predict if someone is a criminal based solely on a picture of their face. The software is intended to help law enforcement prevent crime.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
In the midst of a collapsing economy, the US Treasury Secretary and producer of "The Lego Movie" defended his record against a Twitter callout from Axl Rose.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

With 80 percent accuracy and with no racial bias, the software can predict if someone is a criminal based solely on a picture of their face.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
How many percent accuracy can it achieve with racial bias?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Orange Devil posted:

How many percent accuracy can it achieve with racial bias?

100, i think it'll just call the police on any black people it sees in that case

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
make this the beginning of the OP please

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



President Trump: more testing only reveals more infections and therefore increases the numbers.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Willie Tomg posted:

make this the beginning of the OP please



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