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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

None of those are plain, factual and uninflected sentences.

The Federal Reserved promised to pump $1,500,000,000,000 into the banking system and it rallied the market for 15 minutes, before ultimately closing down 2,352 points - the largest one day point drop in history.

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Alobar posted:

There are flights going all over the country right now with very few or no passengers.


imagine how loving creepy it must be to be on those loving planes right now, in the middle of the night.

On the other hand, now is your best chance of joining the mile high club

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

An unprecedented 3.3 million Americans filed for unemployment last week. In response, the Dow Jones Industrial Average gained 1350 points (6.4%) to officially enter a bull market.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

The United States has taken the global lead on Corona by officially surpassing every other nation to be #1 in confirmed cases

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

A CNN camera crew was arrested live and on the air by Minneapolis police

Stereotype posted:

"Live reporting journalists have now been arrested before the officer who killed George Floyd"

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Protesters breached barricades at the White House and fought Secret Service agents. The White House is now in lockdown.

Protesters also breached the Treasury complex and left behind graffiti

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