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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Reddit administrators say they will now be considering bans for people who vote in “quarantined” subreddits.

Most quarantined subreddits are shitholes like /r/The_Donald.

There are a few sacrifices to the gods of Both Sides like /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

That’s what’s happening. CTH has posts and comments to the effect of “cops steal more each year than burglars”. Redditors now upvote those at their peril.

This is the actual statement:

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Users who consistently upvote policy-breaking content within quarantined communities will receive automated warnings, followed by further consequences like a temporary or permanent suspension. We hope this will encourage healthier behavior across these communities.

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/f8y9nx/spring_forward_into_reddits_2019_transparency/?sort=controversial



These are comments directly removed by the paid Reddit administrators because they see something wrong with them.

Here’s the thread from six months ago when the admins went for CTH’s hyoid. Lots of speculation, no admin response.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 00:27 on Feb 27, 2020

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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eric ciaramella posted:

In 2013, the Supreme Court struck down the “pre-clearance” requirement, saying it was no longer necessary, because the discrimination that used to occur in voting laws no longer occurred.

During a plague in which government offices will be shuttered for months, Senate majority leader Mitch McConnel’s state of Kentucky has passed a law requiring a driver’s license or other identity card in order to vote.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The left demands more speeches from Joe Biden.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson was among those infected by the novel coronavirus.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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e: wrong thread

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The price of Wyoming asphalt sour crude oil reached negative nineteen cents per barrel.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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After having multiple shipments of medical supplies seized by the federal government, Massachusetts’ governor created a backchannel to Chinese ambassador to the UN and had the New England Patriots send a jet to pick up supplies ferry them to Massachusetts hospitals.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The president of the United States, in a statement about pandemic models that project hundreds of thousands of deaths, said “I was never involved in a model”, adding “at least this kind of a model”.


https://twitter.com/DNCWarRoom/status/1246209083612565506

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The president’s daily preemption of the Dr. Oz Show in the Pacific Time Zone with a pandemic press conference is his greatest contribution to public health.

Feldegast42 posted:

Efforts to contain Covid-19 within the United States may be stymied by protesters wanting to get their hair cut

bald and wigged protestors wanting to get their hair cut.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Maryland governor says coronavirus tests acquired from South Korea under guard at undisclosed location to protect the tests from seizure by federal government .

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Due to low fuel prices, cargo ships are rounding the Cape of Good Hope in greater numbers than they have since the Suez Canal reopened in 1975.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1261187547931176962

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The harpist was paid for by State Department emergency funds.

https://twitter.com/ericuman/status/1262952129557389316

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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darkwasthenight posted:

A 19 year old who runs a Taylor Swift stan account went to prison for refusing to serve with the IDF and still managed to post regular Tay updates via paper notes smuggled out from prison by their friends.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Ford has designed a new heated software solution that can help sanitize police vehicles, neutralizing the coronavirus.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Department policy is that all handcuffed suspects are to be seatbelted when transported in handcuffs to prevent injury and death via spine injury.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The income elasticity of the value of statistical life has been estimated at 0.5 to 0.6.[36] Developing markets have smaller statistical value of life.[36] The statistical value of life also decreases with age.[36]

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

Chicago Public Schools have stopped distributing free meals to children in order to punish protesters.

Los Angeles closed all coronavirus test stations to punish protesters.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The Fallout crossover one?

No. I checked, and his most popular work only has fourteen thousand views, and it’s cheating because each view of each chapter counts toward that total.

It’s not even in the top hundred most popular on the site its on. At that point, I got tired of scrolling.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Joseph Robinette Biden, Junior’s plan for fixing the police is to give them three hundred million dollars for community-based policing measures like shooting unarmed people in the legs, a plan which he has had weeks to formulate.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I’m sure they’ll face justice just like VW.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Supporters of the president blamed so‐called “Zoomers” for his rally’s poor attendance, but remains unclear if the majority fault lies with them, the deadly plague sweeping the nation, or the president’s deep unpopularity.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The zoomers skewed expectations, but they didn’t directly cause the empty seats.

People in the “overflow” area were brought inside when it became clear that most of the bookings were no‐shows. The president’s supporters just didn’t turn out in droves.

Some people may have stayed home who would have gone if they had known that they could get a seat, but Zoomers aren’t entirely responsible for the poor showing. That’s on Trump. His people are just using the Zoomer army as cover for their own failings.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The proposal that Biden and Trump be subjected to tests of their mental acuity has a higher approval rating than the burning of a Minneapolis police station, which in turn has a higher approval rating than either of the candidates themselves.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jeff Bezos could pay five hundred dollars per post on the Something Awful forums and still have forty billion dollars.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Donald Trump did not say Operation Desert Storm took place in Vietnam, Snopes and CNN reporters confirm.

Kanye West announced his run for President of the United States.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1279691501111566336

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The MSJ posted:

Also there's a recent controversy on whether the US Military E-gaming Team is constitutionally allowed to ban people from their Twitch channel for asking about war crimes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/peteskomoroch/status/1288359375296278528

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1288156743718051840

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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NYPD’s counterterrorism unit is “closely monitoring” the fertilizer explosion in Beirut.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Miles Taylor, an ex-DHS chief of staff, said on MSNBC that Trump had asked about swapping Greenland for Puerto Rico, “because in his words, Puerto Rico was dirty and the people were poor.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The United States, not content with separating children from their families, is now separating women from their uteri.

The United States practices all five actions of the United Nations’ definition of genocide, any one of which constitutes genocide.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The forty‐fifth president of the United States, Donald John Trump, has tested positive for SARS‐2.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The United States is presently in in the longest period of its history uninterrupted by the death of a sitting president.

The current record is 20 769 days. The prior record, from the inauguration of George Washington to the death of William Henry Harrison to pneumonia, was 18 966 days.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The grandson of President John Tyler (Whig-VA) died on September 26.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/wsj/status/1320357043442749441

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