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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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HHS chief Alex Azar tapped ex-professional Labradoodle breeder to coordinate the coronavirus response

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Pikachu holds an AR-15 at a demonstration against @GovWhitmer's executive orders.

Michigan Cancels Legislative Session to Avoid Armed Protesters.

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Bizarre incident in Meerut: Monkeys run away with Corona test samples, locals fear spread of infection. “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen,” a spokesperson said.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Atlanta has deployed a child militia at Lenox Mall fitted with riot shields and batons.

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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For his autoposy, Floyd's family will use the same coroner who previously conducted an independent autopsy on Jeffrey Epstein, who was also involved in the death investigations of MLK, JFK, OJ Simpson, and Michael Brown.

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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San Jose Police are looking for this woman who allegedly took off her mask and coughed in a baby’s face.

She was upset the 1-year-old’s mother wasn’t socially distancing. It happened at Yogurtland

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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mod sassinator posted:

i bet we're going to start seeing a daily 9/11 of deaths (again) by the fourth of july

those are words that are difficult to type

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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shyduck posted:

The mayor of St. Louis tonight doxxed several residents who are in favor of defunding the police. Names and addresses. There’s also a big alt-right rally tomorrow in the city.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Police have occupied the Robert E. Lee statue and are firing at protesters.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Tubgoat posted:

Epstein thread: At first, I just thought it was funny to agitate this incredibly thin-skinned billionaire Twitter troll.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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:eyepop:

offsites number is going up!!!

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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“Just look at my face: I’m fine,” Bolsonaro says, taking off his mask in front of journalists after announcing he has just tested positive for coronavirus

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Sadly,

Inspector Hound posted:

"Mental Images," a series by Alison Jackson, nws obviously

e there's some other good ones lol


Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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smashmouth is on track to kill more americans than bin laden

Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 23:39 on Sep 8, 2020

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Today, the Senate Resolution 688 by Sen. Mitch McConnell and Sen. Rick Scott has designated Sept. 25, 2020, as National Lobster Day.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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The President's most liked tweet of all time quickly became his announcement of being sick with a deadly viral infection

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Right after their world series win, the Dodgers announced that their 3rd baseman was pulled in the 8th inning because of a positive COVID 19 test. MLB then let the infected player back on the field, who was next seen in the middle of the team photo with his mask off.

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Dead corona mink push themselves up from the grave: One meter deep can not hold them down

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/regionale/midtvest/doede-corona-mink-presser-sig-op-fra-graven-en-meters-dybde-kan-ikke

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Belgian retirement home records 26 COVID-19 deaths after visiting Santa tests positive http://hill.cm/lHVCgPD

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Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
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Indonesian nurse suspended after removing PPE to have sex with COVID patient

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