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Steve Wozniak admitted either he or his wife were patient zero for COVID-19 in the USA, and in so doing unlocked the Tie Tuesday sticker.
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Sean Hannity, dismissing criticism Trump’s handling of coronavirus, says “Can I be philosophical here? We're all dying”
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Mar 13, 2020 04:58
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U3 unemployment ticked up at rates unheard of since the Great Depression from the week of the week of March 9th to the week of March 16th, because of Covid-19 shutting down essentially every sector of the service economy except delivery and grocery.
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Mar 17, 2020 21:30
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The doomsday clock scientists have cancelled the next doomsday clock event due to COVID-19 concerns.
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Mar 18, 2020 20:32
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Britney Spears took to social media today to call for the redistribution of wealth and a general strike amidst the chaos of the COVID-19 outbreak.
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Mar 25, 2020 01:04
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Atrocious Joe posted:Rhode Island will no longer be stopping New Yorkers at their border. Texas, however, is taking this valuable pretext to finally firewall against the Unclean Louisianan.
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Mar 29, 2020 22:49
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A company actually and factually named Covidien just defaulted on a contract with the USA to sell 40,000 ventilators because the deal was, to use the language of one spokesperson, "insufficiently profitable."
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"I mean, if we hand out too many ventilators, people might prefer it to breating on their own," said Chovanec, who previously worked for GOP leaders on Capitol Hill.
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Mar 30, 2020 00:11
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There is such a thing as "society," said Boris Johnson from a bunker.
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Mar 30, 2020 00:13
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The "shared trough of Congressional jellybeans," made modestly famous in a viral tweet is actually a real thing and they've all actually been eating from it.
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Mar 30, 2020 06:24
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At the onset of the largest plague in a century, Pete Buttigieg broke quarantine to harvest social media photos of him buying legos in a Target with the last of his dark money slush fund.
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Mar 30, 2020 07:28
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Steak-Ummms has emerged as an unlikely COVID-19 misinformation watchdog, according to the Wall Street Journal.
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Apr 11, 2020 23:03
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X Æ A-12 is actually pronounced “samurai”, which somehow makes this all worse.
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May 5, 2020 22:18
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Jessie Ventura is polling at 15-20% nationally, but is declining to run for President because he'd lose his job's health insurance and his wife is very sick.
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May 5, 2020 22:19
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They blasted “Live and Let Die” while Trump walked around a Honeywell plant today in Arizona without a mask.
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May 6, 2020 07:07
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May 7, 2020 14:03
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Each day before April 16, Andrew Cuomo's government asked nursing homes how much hand sanitizer they had, but not how many people died in their facilities. When Joe Biden dies, he's the leading light of the Democratic party.
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May 19, 2020 21:25
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One question asked nursing homes to report how many Covid-19 residents died “outside your facility,’’ presumably in hospitals, but the next sentence said the numbers should not include “anyone who was NOT physically at your facility at the time of death.’’
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May 19, 2020 21:30
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The cops beat the everliving poo poo out of John Cusack, who was just minding his own business peacefully filming a burning car from his bicycle.
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Jun 1, 2020 08:14
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Posse Comitatus was done away with in a press conference, fifteen minutes ago.
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Barack Obama put up a Medium post about all sides raising good points two hours before the revocation of Posse Comitatus by President Donald Trump.
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Jun 2, 2020 00:19
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The right-wing dude who got jumped by protesters after chasing them around with a sword trying to protect a bar is a brony who wrote one of the most popular My Little Pony fanfics of all time.
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In response to videos of crowds breaking into shops across US cities, Iraqis have dug up an infamous quote by ex-defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld: "Lawlessness and looting is a natural consequence of the transition from dictatorship to a free country," he said in response to a journalist's question on widespread looting and chaos in Baghdad following the 2003 US-led invasion.
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Jun 8, 2020 10:13
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Remember earlier this year when a cop said a barista wrote pig on his cup then it turned out she didn't but got fired anyways then it turned out cops were doing it all over the country like some weird munchausen by proxy thing to get sympathy for themselves?
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Jun 10, 2020 19:06
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Five male officers were present when the lawsuit alleges that Wilson "pulled open Natalie's pants and underwear and used a flashlight to look around the area" and then, "reach into Natalie's pants and pull the string attached to a tampon, which was present in Natalie's vaginal cavity."
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Jun 11, 2020 07:11
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Wilson did not face any consequences for the incident, aside from a notation in her file by Police Chief William McManus stating that the event would "serve as a reference in the event there [was] a re-occurrence of [that] type of action by the officer."
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Jun 11, 2020 07:13
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Twitter K-pop stans are doing more to stop Trump's reelection than the entire Democratic party.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:53
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well i sure didn't expect to see a video of a woman sobbing and asking me not to ruin somethingawful today
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Jun 25, 2020 06:41
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One of these happens every few days now; sometimes every day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo2n6yep0_w
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Jun 25, 2020 06:47
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The "forums coup" april fools joke about seizing SA from Lowtax actually happened for real three months later with the principal difference being that the forums were not given to LadyAmbien.
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Jun 28, 2020 10:37
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The Governor of Iowa's car ran over a BLM protester.
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Jul 1, 2020 21:40
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If you contract Covid while visiting the UAE, the government will pay for your funeral.
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Aug 5, 2020 02:53
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The United States Postal Service is being torn to shreds, its mail boxes carted away and its sorting machines dismantled or discarded, in order to contest the election in 3 months. Federal Democrats suggest the American people "vote" as they recess for their 120th day of vacation in five months.
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Aug 14, 2020 20:37
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Flight Simulator 2020 has a surprisingly detailed model of Groverhaus.
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Aug 18, 2020 22:46
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Wanna see full body nudes of Donald Trump that were taken on Little St. James?
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Aug 18, 2020 23:18
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The film Sonic: The Hedgehog has the highest theatrical gross in the year 2020.
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Aug 19, 2020 06:31
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The United States Postal Service arrested Steve Bannon at sea.
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The 300 wildfires consuming California right now are going largely un-fought since the prisoners who would do so normally are under Covid lockdown.
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