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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Needlessly confrontational business name pitch meeting
 
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Escape From Noise

 Hey jerks! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you! Listen! This marketing firm needs more names for business ventures that insult and/or threaten possible customers.

We've already had great luck with our fishing tour company client "Shut Up & Fish". Other ideas pitched included:

-Fish or Die
-Spare the Rod, Spoil the Fish
-Get Onboard Or I Will Use Lethal Force
-Catch the Fishes Or Sleep With Them
-If You Do Not Fish We Will Attach A Rope To You, Fling You Overboard, and Drag You Behind the Boat At Full Throttle

We need a list of possible names for future clients! What have you got?

Edit: for reference https://www.shutupandfishguam.com/

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Feb 7, 2020
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"we dream of sticking these in you" knife shop & sharpening services
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 Too Good For Your Mother's Cooking? Family Dining

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prepuce repurposed posted:

Desperate Times Gun & Pawn

I think I saw this one in Vegas

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prepuce repurposed posted:

Stay in your lane bryant
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 What Are You? Blind? Optometry

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 I'm Walkin' Here, rear end in a top hat! Traffic Flagging Services

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albany academy posted:

gently caress you and buy
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Nosfereefer posted:

Dick's EAT IT(tm)

You mean that Seattle burger chain?

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