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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Buttigieg would never allow the network to bring up his sexuality

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Acelerion posted:

They cant just ask Bernie why he declared victory cause theyll get hit with the "because I got more votes dummy" response. Im super excited to see how how hosed up the question framing is going to be to specifically avoid this.

I hope they ask because there's not a framing where they don't look ridiculous. No matter how they frame it he can just swat it aside because no normal brain knows what an "SDE" is but "I got more votes than the other guy" is a clear and cogent argument. Doubly so if they give him room to tie it back to what his own opponents have said about one person= one vote and the 2016 general.

Honestly I almost hope they do ask, because I bet he's prepped for the question and will hit it out of the park.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Office Pig posted:

Buttigieg would never allow the network to bring up his sexuality

Bernie Sanders opened a gay pride parade a year after Pete was born.

Pete came out in 2015. Four years after becoming a jar of mayo.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

pete's a rat and bernard is the mother fuckin exterminator

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


They've gotta be thinking this is their last, best chance to stop Bernie from winning New Hampshire and steamrolling, right? Well, last best chance aside from just not releasing the NH results.

The media reaction to the debate is already written and they're all going to try and spin it as Sanders getting obliterated, fingers crossed that there's something sufficiently undeniable like Pete having a robot-Rubio style malfunction.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Lol at how the results went from 100% to 99% like that Simpsons gag where Bart's watching the clock and it ticks backwards

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


I知 not watching this poo poo, I値l log on later to see what happened.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pollyanna posted:

I知 not watching this poo poo, I値l log on later to see what happened.

I値l do what I always do and watch other people watch this poo poo

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:
I'm definitely going to watch this poo poo because

Bernie

Sanders

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
is it bad that I can already taste blood, my vision is bluring, and I already smell burnt toast

god I hope everyone just fucks up pete every chance they get, his poo poo didn't just affect Our Bernie after all

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Code Jockey posted:

is it bad that I can already taste blood, my vision is bluring, and I already smell burnt toast

god I hope everyone just fucks up pete every chance they get, his poo poo didn't just affect Our Bernie after all

Don't worry. That's Pete's blood you taste

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

One of earliest memories of my dad is him cornering a rat behind our living room couch and beating it to death with a crowbar. Hoping Bernie does the same to Pete.




I'm red, I'm mad, and I might get nude online tonight.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sticky Nate posted:

One of earliest memories of my dad is him cornering a rat behind our living room couch and beating it to death with a crowbar. Hoping Bernie does the same to Pete.




I'm red, I'm mad, and I might get nude online tonight.

chaturbate dot com slash bernie booster fifty eight

i hope Berniesanders.com will accept the tokens later

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Jewel Repetition posted:

Don't worry. That's Pete's blood you taste

you now have rabies

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Jewel Repetition posted:

Don't worry. That's Pete's blood you taste


paul_soccer12 posted:

you now have rabies

aww rats

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Everyone have their terrier Bernie memes ready?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A good rat catcher keeps his methods secret if he wants to protect his livelihood. He prefers if his customers attribute his skills to some supernatural talent, rather than a collection of clever tricks. However, a good rat catcher doesn't catch many rats chasing after them with a mallet. To truly excel at the art of hunting and killing vermin a rat catcher must become a true rat wrangler, truly understanding the rat.

To this end, rat catchers sometime spend hours in sewers and derelict buildings sitting silently and watching their prey, learning how they move, hunt, and feed. The most common way to catch rats is to trap a house. The rat catchers find the likely places rats travel and lay simple cage or spring traps to kill or capture them. However, sometimes canny rats will learn to avoid or even survive the traps. Then, the rat catcher must hunt them down. Rats leave many traces of their passing, from tiny paw prints to trails of droppings. A good rat catcher can tell the size and gender of a rat by its tracks. A rat catcher's dog is also a vital part of his trade and it is during the hunt that it comes into the fore. A dog can crawl into dark places and root out hidden vermin. He is also the rat catcher's nose, helping him to detect the scent of filth left by his quarry.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

are you keen to be seen, when you're smelling a rat?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Sticky Nate posted:

One of earliest memories of my dad is him cornering a rat behind our living room couch and beating it to death with a crowbar.

is your dad gordon freeman?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Great timing for this before the debate imo

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1225917939427237889?s=19

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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fingers crossed for some good hecklers / protesters tonight, people are mad as gently caress and there's bound to be at least some of it

if they chant RAT MODE even better

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Anne Frank Funk posted:

At the risk of :thejoke:

Literal nazis paint groups of people as animals because they are racist. I paint Pete Buttigieg a rat because of the ratfucking, Liz Warren a snake because of her being a loving traitor.

i'm dead serious but specifically about the word vermin. i don't think it's good! whatever, i'm clearly in the minority, and even though i wish I wasn't, i'm not trying to start a moral crusade. i'm posting my sincerely-believed objection.

i could be making certain arguments but i won't because that would be exhausting and this thread "is a fun place to hang out," apparently???

no one needs to engage with this post it's fine i've said my piece

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
can't wait for the question about Bernie's basket of deplorables

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Code Jockey posted:

fingers crossed for some good hecklers / protesters tonight, people are mad as gently caress and there's bound to be at least some of it

if they chant RAT MODE even better

If anyone is caught on the audio saying "rat mode" I'll donate to Bernie

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

varmints

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Jewel Repetition posted:

If anyone is caught on the audio saying "rat mode" I'll donate to Bernie

same

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

juche avocado posted:

i'm dead serious but specifically about the word vermin. i don't think it's good! whatever, i'm clearly in the minority, and even though i wish I wasn't, i'm not trying to start a moral crusade. i'm posting my sincerely-believed objection.

i could be making certain arguments but i won't because that would be exhausting and this thread "is a fun place to hang out," apparently???

no one needs to engage with this post it's fine i've said my piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mb5JbXxA88&t=68s

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Vermont, lit. "Mount Vermin"

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Calibanibal posted:

Vermont, lit. "Mount Vermin"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
oh boy

what does it mean to be a democrat

kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

does anyone truly care what all these corporate representatives have to loving say :stare:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
everybody gets a turn

kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

i find all this self-congratulation prefacing the debate like this to be in kinda bad taste

edit: oh snap vvv

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Third World Reagan posted:

everybody gets a turn

this isn't pornhub, geez

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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kaworu posted:

does anyone truly care what all these corporate representatives have to loving say :stare:

yeah I really don't give a gently caress what anyone says but Bernie

Why should I give a gently caress what people say at the debates and in their stupid commercials and caucus speeches? I care more about what they've done when they're not trying to tell an audience what it wants to hear

Obama taught me this lesson

e. though it is fun to yell at the TV when the candidates are obviously bullshitting, esp when they get called on it, and things like the horseshit with Warren during/after last debate was certainly worth watching for

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
We're all waiting for the 2020 equivalent of Chris Christie murder-suiciding Marco Rubio. That's the only reason to watch these things.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

We're all waiting for the 2020 equivalent of Chris Christie murder-suiciding Marco Rubio. That's the only reason to watch these things.

i'm praying to god that this is Yang knifing Mayor Pete tonight. just do it, bring out every argument about that rat gently caress all at once and watch him crumble

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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DC Murderverse posted:

i'm praying to god that this is Yang knifing Mayor Pete tonight. just do it, bring out every argument about that rat gently caress all at once and watch him crumble

this is the only reason I wish Tulsi was still around, Tulsi would gently caress Pete up

but come on Yang, do it and endorse Bernie in your closing speech, do it

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SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
why are there two stickied debate threads? is this place run by the IDP or something

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