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WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JCTY6MxJ4I



LOGISTICS


Venue: Saint Anselm College's Sullivan Arena in Manchester, NH
Sponsors: ABC News, Apple News
Moderators: George Stephanopoulos, David Muir, and Linsey Davis


CANDIDATES

Bernard "Bernie" Sanders :bernget20:
Quote: "Let justice roll on like a river; righteousness, like a never-failing stream."

Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr. :cloud:
Quote: “CornPop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys."

Elizabeth Ann Warren :engleft:
Quote: "Dementors or big bank CEOs, I'm ready to take 'em on — let's do this!"

Peter Paul Montgomery "Pete" Buttigieg :gifttank:
Quote: “It’s an embarrassing thing to admit, the people who wrote the Constitution did not understand that slavery was a bad thing."

Amy Jean Klobuchar :abuela:
Quote: "I would prefer a public option that would be a competitive option that would allow people to buy into a Federal Employee Health Benefits Program, which is a series of private plans."

Andrew Yang :roboluv:
Quote: "You know, it's been a point of confusion because I don't look much like a white nationalist."

Thomas Fahr "Tom" Steyer :regd09:
Quote: "I just want to say hi, Joe Biden, yeah, good. OK."


WHY IT MATTERS

Mayor Pete received a huge bump after outperforming expectations in the Iowa caucus, which catastrophically mismanaged by the Iowa Democratic Party, leading to the results still being distrusted. Pete needs to defend his premature victory announcement and why the winner should be decided by an arcane caucus metric instead of who received the most votes. Bernie needs to counter with his own narrative about why he won. Biden needs to explain why he performed so poorly and how he can come back. All of the other candidates are pissed at Pete, so hopefully it will be a bloodbath.

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Owlbear Camus posted:

Looking forward to Biden attempting a McChristie-esque fatality move on Pete.

"Look, Jack, I don't mind if you're light in the loafers. It's the 90s after all. But it doesn't take a cobbler to see your footprints on that beach. When I was a lifeguard I woulda- we had a rule you don't piss in my pool and call it rain. Don't spit in my pomade you mousetrap!"

Lol

Jewel Repetition
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Oh whoops. I was just trying to do it like it used to be where we had individual event threads for debates

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Flavius Aetass posted:

Yeah they reopen it a few days from each debate and close it a few days afterward. I'd rather us all continue that one than have separate threads for the same thing.

Mods can delete this then, although I still like the idea of the thread having an OP with updated info

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Over Easy posted:

Looks like I got me a great seat AND a new coat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mb5JbXxA88&t=68s

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juche avocado posted:

using the actual language of the literal nazis is not good i can't believe this is going to be a controversial take

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juche avocado posted:

it is true that libs on twitter can sometimes be almost correct even if they're stupidly so

Sounds like something to bring up in the Succ zone because this thread is for having fun watching the debate together and laughing at the fact that Pete Buttigieg is a rodent of the genus Rattus

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Acelerion posted:

They cant just ask Bernie why he declared victory cause theyll get hit with the "because I got more votes dummy" response. Im super excited to see how how hosed up the question framing is going to be to specifically avoid this.

Something like "why aren't you using the metric that actually determines delegates when you declare victory?"

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Mr. Bootygreg, how did it feel to be told by Mr. Sanders that a gay man could never become president

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Lol at how the results went from 100% to 99% like that Simpsons gag where Bart's watching the clock and it ticks backwards

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Code Jockey posted:

is it bad that I can already taste blood, my vision is bluring, and I already smell burnt toast

god I hope everyone just fucks up pete every chance they get, his poo poo didn't just affect Our Bernie after all

Don't worry. That's Pete's blood you taste

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Code Jockey posted:

fingers crossed for some good hecklers / protesters tonight, people are mad as gently caress and there's bound to be at least some of it

if they chant RAT MODE even better

If anyone is caught on the audio saying "rat mode" I'll donate to Bernie

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juche avocado posted:

i'm dead serious but specifically about the word vermin. i don't think it's good! whatever, i'm clearly in the minority, and even though i wish I wasn't, i'm not trying to start a moral crusade. i'm posting my sincerely-believed objection.

i could be making certain arguments but i won't because that would be exhausting and this thread "is a fun place to hang out," apparently???

no one needs to engage with this post it's fine i've said my piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mb5JbXxA88&t=68s

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Calibanibal posted:

Vermont, lit. "Mount Vermin"

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