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Mummy Napkin


MONSTER ENERGY ultimate sunrise

Served in a stemless wine glass because my favorite Universal monsters cup was in the dishwasher.

Appearance: Pours a sickly, biohazard orange. Reminiscent of a see-through Donald Duck orange juice.

Smell: Tart aroma like what your hands smell like after pumping gas.

Taste: Palate is tart, puckering, much like the smell. Suprisingly refreshing. Notes of apricot and Diet Sunkist.

2.78/5

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(spots a rare real sugar Mtn Dew and quickly checks in to Untabbd)

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11/10 Would drink again.

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Escape From Noise

Vault Energy

Poured into a pint glass. The bottle has been ages in my cellar for just over a year that I bought at the 7-11 near my house before it closed.

Appearance: Poured a clear green with light lacing and decent carbonation.

Aroma: Lemon lime citrus with a sweet characteristic to it typical to energy drinks of this style.

Taste: Really interesting. A very citrus like flavor somewhat similar to the discontinued Surge drink. Refreshing but nothing to wright home about but not a bad example of the style.

Overall: 3/5

biosterous






president's choice "free & clear" carbonated water (tangerine-lime flavour)

pour: extra fizzy, since i reused the mug i used this morning for tea. usually a lot less fizzy on the initial pour.

appearance: clear, with limited bubbles

aroma: slight hints of citrus

flavour: pleasantly citrusy, but generically so. it is difficult to clearly make out either tangerine or lime flavours. naturally flavoured via reverse osmosis, sweetened with stevia extract.

mouthfeel: piquant, bordering on sharpness. reacts primarily on the front of the tongue, with lesser effects on the back of the tongue and cheeks

carbonation factor: leads to occasional unexpected burps. burps are mild in volume and negligible in taste.

overall an inexpensive alternative to a sugar soda. taste is sweet enough and fizz is sharp enough to satisfy my desires for a soda or juice. suitable for most meals, but you'll want to get yourself something nicer than this when the occasion calls for it. a solid 6/9.



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Mummy Napkin
:nice: forgot about mouthfeel it's a big part of the soda pop experience

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"Coke adds life!"

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Mummy Napkin
sorry for the delay. i've been cruising the local gas station circuit for the right brew to review and now i have kidney stones.

today's soda pop is Ale-8-1



this is a local delicacy. stylized as 'A Late One' but everyone around here just calls it Ale-8, dropping the one.

Served in a whatever mason jar because the Universal Monsters cup had a mishap in the dishwasher.

Appearance: Stunning transparent copper. Head not shown in photograph, but pours that frothy carbonated style like when you have a hard piss in the morning and your pee looks bubbly in the terlet.

Smell: Dominant odor of ginger and a mild sweetness.

Taste: It's basically ginger ale. Just being franklin with you.

4.75/5

HOT TIP: served great cold and mixed with bottom shelf whiskey like Kessler's or Heaven Hill to create what is called a KEntucky Swampwater

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