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I really wanted to go to a school where this evil wizard keeps coming round and fucknig poo poo up all the time. Where something bad is always kicking off and the students keep dying.
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The wizarding world of lawsuits
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Feb 10, 2020 06:04
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imagine trying to do vine or tiktok videos on that moving staircase. probably a lot of crushed hands/feet thanks to that baby.
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Feb 10, 2020 07:04
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Who wants to eat candy that always tastes good? I prefer weird jellybeans that occasionally taste terrible. It's a wizard thing, you wouldn't get it
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Feb 10, 2020 07:30
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imagine trying to do vine or tiktok videos on that moving staircase. probably a lot of crushed hands/feet thanks to that baby.
achieving tiktok fame by recording a horde of sentient letters flying into my house
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Feb 10, 2020 08:11
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Oh. You don't drink butter? Lol. Yeah. Sure. It's "not healthy" and "just tastes like grease". Whatever.
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Feb 10, 2020 08:23
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Who wants to eat candy that always tastes good? I prefer weird jellybeans that occasionally taste terrible. It's a wizard thing, you wouldn't get it
TBF Harry Potter is British.
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Feb 10, 2020 08:24
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pissed i cant unshit myself with magic and, in fact, have to yell loud enough that my mother has no choice but to change me.
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Feb 10, 2020 09:27
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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listen buddy, if I wanted to get life advice from an old man dressed as a wizard i'd hit up the local LARP group.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Feb 10, 2020 17:15
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sorry i'm prelaw and if i wanted to deal w hocusy pocusy unexplainable shazoom i'd buy those white airheads that u never know quite what they tast like
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Feb 10, 2020 17:30
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imagine if you lived in the north and had to drive hundreds of miles down the country to kings cross station because it’s the only place you can board the hogwarts express. just to ride it right the gently caress back up to Scotland again
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Feb 10, 2020 17:49
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perverted trolls in the ladies' room
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perverted ghosts in the ladies' room
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Feb 10, 2020 22:26
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basilisk in the ladies' room (not perverted)
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Feb 10, 2020 22:26
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i can't wait to sleep in a big common room with a bunch of dudes, all through my most hormonal and angsty years
if you use polyjuice to turn into a girl it's not gay
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Feb 10, 2020 22:28
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loving house point system is rigged. slytherin got the most points but then the head master gave like an extra 400 points to his favourite gryffindor students!
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Feb 10, 2020 23:52
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last i checked coors didn't make butterbeer so if u need me i'll be on my front lawn or in my neibhour dan's kitchen not flying on a magic horse or bippity booppoing like im a hanson brother
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Feb 10, 2020 23:55
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"oh? a non-hosed-up flavored jelly bean again? sigh"
 
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Feb 10, 2020 23:56
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imagine if you lived in the north and had to drive hundreds of miles down the country to kings cross station because it’s the only place you can board the hogwarts express. just to ride it right the gently caress back up to Scotland again
You'd take a modern high-speed train from Liverpool to platform 11 at King's Cross, then go over one platform and get onto an old slow steam train.
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Feb 11, 2020 06:15
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wow can't wait to be physically stuck in a situation wher i have to think draco malfoy is cool more like waco malfoy the atf shot first
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Feb 11, 2020 14:53
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Well, in your CV you list your skills as dark arts, herbology and transfiguration but do you know ASP.NET?
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Feb 11, 2020 17:25
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i am just curious what the sex shop in the Diagon Alley has to offer
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Feb 12, 2020 10:43
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I really wanted to play that extremely dangerous sport where 95% of the action is irrelevant and the match is solely determined by a couple of dudes chasing a flying testicle, sometimes completely out of view of the audience.
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Feb 12, 2020 17:29
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I really wanted to play that extremely dangerous sport where 95% of the action is irrelevant and the match is solely determined by a couple of dudes chasing a flying testicle, sometimes completely out of view of the audience.
wait so im the dude that goes after the really valuable thing and has everyone go right for him? i mean id rather be the position literally named after how they gently caress people up? no? cuz i feel like my calling in this sport is- oh okay fine geez
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Feb 12, 2020 23:17
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the painting watched me jerk off
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Feb 13, 2020 01:30
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the painting is jerking off!
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Feb 13, 2020 18:34
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I'm super-mad a talking hat sorted me into a house instead of just using my socio-economic status like the Muggles.
https://www.etoncollege.com/Boarding.aspx
And Quidditch is so dumb, let's play the game where a goal only gets scored about every 10 years.
https://www.etoncollege.com/Boarding.aspx
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