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I really wanted to represent them at an inter-school Olympics against literal loving giants, in events where you drown if you mess up! You know, K-12 education.
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drat it, now I have to go with my safety school. Which is ironic since the Jedi academy is arguably even less safe somehow.
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Feb 10, 2020 09:37
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I was really looking forward to being forced to pledge to a specific campus-house that would define my entire academic career based on what a loving hat has to say about me when I was ten. Muggles have to wait until college to risk organ failure from initiation rites, wizards get a head-start!
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Feb 10, 2020 21:57
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Non-legacy-admissions get spit on in the fraternities you're forced to join, huh? Wow. Does Hogwarts enforce jello shot contests at take-back-the-night rallies too?
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