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teh police academy movies kick butt, and it makes me sad that there hasnt been one in like 25 years. i cant imagine why. itt we brainstorm new ideas for POLICE ACADEMY 8. i will forward all good ideas to steve guttenberg (also known as the rogueish mahoney in the police academy films) at his personal web address steve.guttenberg@netscape.com i think it would be funny if there was a part where MAHOney pullls a prank on that jerk Cpt Harris!!
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You left the sound effects guy off the poll 
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Feb 10, 2020 03:49
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A sequel to Mission to Moscow, where they must go even deeper undercover to rescue old man Mahoney, who has been imprisoned and tortured by Putin himself. There is lots of lens flare and its real gritty and serious this time
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Feb 10, 2020 03:50
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they somehow accidentally join the Space Force
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Schweinhund posted:You left the sound effects guy off the poll my father was trampled to death in a mass panic caused by michael winslow's fake machine gun sound effects, plz respect my decision DeadFatDuckFat posted:A sequel to Mission to Moscow, where they must go even deeper undercover to rescue old man Mahoney, who has been imprisoned and tortured by Putin himself. There is lots of lens flare and its real gritty and serious this time Mozi posted:they somehow accidentally join the Space Force steves gonna love these
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Feb 10, 2020 03:58
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The Blue Oyster is now a low-key raw bar and lounge instead of a 1970s leather bar.
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Feb 10, 2020 04:02
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3hrs of shaky cam action filmed from 6 inches away as directed by Michael Bay.
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Feb 10, 2020 04:10
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It's a soft reboot. There is a new Police training at the academy. There's a new sound effects guy, but he's really bad. I mean real bad. It's just obviously mouth noises. But then, in the conclusion, a bunch of super realistic sirens and gunfire scare the badguys into surrendering, and, surprise, it's New Sound Effects Guy. He's been taking lessons from Michael Winslow, and now he's real good.
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Feb 10, 2020 04:14
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The new police academy trainees end up in a showdown with shadowy black-clad anarchists
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Feb 10, 2020 04:27
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They'll just put the rock in it and it'll loving suck for that reason instead of organically.
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Feb 10, 2020 05:03
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Hightower is appointed as the city’s first black police chief. Fackler discovers recordings of Zeb, Proctor and Captain Harris using racist rhetoric and concocting a way to get rid of Hightower. Harris is recorded saying “It will be a fun time when all white people are in charge.” Word gets out about the tapes and the officers complain that the recordings violated the Federal Wiretap Act. Mayor Mahoney has his chief of staff, Lassarde, tell Hightower that the feds are investigating him and the only way for Hightower to avoid prosecution is to resign as the city police chief. Hightower resigns and Hooks and Michael Winslow are fired and Mahoney runs for president.
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Feb 10, 2020 05:19
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Police Academy is rebooted, but all of the characters are Minions. Dreamworks gets all of the boomer money.
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Feb 10, 2020 06:02
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They send them to the moon and there’s a surprising amount of crime.
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Feb 10, 2020 06:11
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Police Academy Cyber Crimes Unit
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Feb 10, 2020 06:13
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Make it about bustin ghosts.
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Feb 10, 2020 06:14
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Actually I retract that statement, make it take place in Bright setting.
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Feb 10, 2020 06:15
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no goku on the poll voted one
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Feb 10, 2020 06:16
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Police ACABdemy
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Feb 10, 2020 06:18
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If we're going for accuracy just make every character the racist trainee with the Confederate flag plate.
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Feb 10, 2020 06:20
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Is this the new anti cop thread? If not can you point me to it since the last one got shut down?
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Feb 10, 2020 06:26
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The actors who played Hightower, Tackleberry, and Lassard are all dead
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Feb 10, 2020 06:33
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Replace them with women. They struggle with old boy instructors and superiors for most of the movie, and as wacky hijinks ensue they find out that you don't have to be a man to be a police officer. In the closing shots of the movie they merrily murder a minority.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:A sequel to Mission to Moscow, where they must go even deeper undercover to rescue old man Mahoney, who has been imprisoned and tortured by Putin himself. There is lots of lens flare and its real gritty and serious this time I’d watch and donate like ten bucks to a kickstarter, but only if I get to make some guest noises. I can do a really good “pew! pew!” noise.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:A sequel to Mission to Moscow, where they must go even deeper undercover to rescue old man Mahoney, who has been imprisoned and tortured by Putin himself. There is lots of lens flare and its real gritty and serious this time The twist comes when Putin tears his own face off and its actually Mahoney, who had been undercover for years and was ordered to return to the US, but had grown too used to his powerful position and had refused. Final scene is a tearful Kim Cattrall coming up behind him while raising a pistol to his head and a black screen + loud gunshot. Roll credits. Oscars awarded all around edit: wait... no... TWO gunshots are heard, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHY1D0tKRA plays over the credits. There we go, should be sufficiently dark enough in this age of reboots DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Feb 10, 2020 |
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maybe closing FYAD was a mistake
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:maybe closing FYAD was a mistake The greatest loss to comedy since they stopped making Police Academy movies.
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Feb 10, 2020 08:00
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is GBS going to fall into an Academy hole the way BYOB is wild for harry potter?
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There’s a scene where everyone sneaks out for a mission and the captain thinks they’re all in the bathroom so to convince them the sound effect man makes 20 diarrhea noises at once and it works but then when he’s done he sits and there’s another diarrhea sound but he looks surprised because he made one in his pants.
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Feb 10, 2020 08:32
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TMZ asked Bobcat Goldthwait about rebooting it and he said, "They should do what they did with 21 Jump Street and make it a comedy this time."
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Feb 10, 2020 09:20
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Remember how the head police guy thought the main character sexually assaulted him via nonconsensual blowjob? But it was actually a prostitute that gave him the nonconsensual blowjob?
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Feb 10, 2020 09:23
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No matter which way you cut it they molested that old man
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Feb 10, 2020 09:25
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Perhaps, and this may be controversial, but the next potential Police Academy should omit the rape of an old man.
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Feb 10, 2020 09:26
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Remember how the head police guy thought the main character sexually assaulted him via nonconsensual blowjob? But it was actually a prostitute that gave him the nonconsensual blowjob? It ended up being a pretty accurate portrayal of how police departments are run.
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Tip posted:It ended up being a pretty accurate portrayal of how police departments are run. Yes well I guess he does get his revenge by having the prostitute give the lead a nonconsensual blowjob via prostitute at the end perpetuating the cycle of abuse.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Remember how the head police guy thought the main character sexually assaulted him via nonconsensual blowjob? But it was actually a prostitute that gave him the nonconsensual blowjob?
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Mozi posted:they somehow accidentally join the Space Force it's just sound man making all the rocket ship noises and he convinces them they've taken off, but actually they are still on the launch pad and everyones dead
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Feb 10, 2020 10:29
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Mahony and Kim Cattral's son is a pro gamer and wastes his days playing the hit teen sensation "Grand Theft Fellatio 9". His parents can't understand why he refuses to be a police and instead gets drawn towards idolising the gang lifestyle like his favourite mumble rapper Yung r^Ape who brags about his crimes on social media. At a loss for ideas, Guttenberg gets the ol Police gang backtogether, and after brainstorming decide the best way to impress his son and teach the youth of today about community spirit is to have the #1 most subscribed to YouBoob channel, a popular video sharing site. They gatecrash Gay Porn parties, a Keemstar charity event, a Dude Perfect Guiness World Record attempt - where they accidentally nail the trick shot through some kind of Rube Goldberg antics. The final sequence is a battle rap between Yung r^Ape and the SFX voice guy, who inadvertently invents dubstep when Hightower tasers him in the balls, the crowd erupts in applause at the new genre. Stan Lee is somehow a judge and awards the team a perfect 10 score humiliating the evil rapper in front of the internet but also teaching him a lesson about community spirit.
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The create their own version of Robocop, named Robotic Copotic to get around copyright issues. Robotic Copotic ends up going haywire after he's struck by lightning, the rest of Police Academy has to track him down. At the end you find out the lightning gave him a soul and he just wants to be a dancer. Police Academy lets him go and the sound effects guy starts making robot noises to fool the chief into thinking they brought the robot back as planned. The end of the movie is the chief going "Well, where's that robotic police officer we've all been talking about?" and then Bobcat comes out wearing a bunch of tinfoil and everybody laughs.
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I liked the guy that made noises
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Police Academy: SPACE FORCE I'll take my Oscar now thanks Mozi posted:they somehow accidentally join the Space Force This person stole my idea. Mods?
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