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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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A sequel to Mission to Moscow, where they must go even deeper undercover to rescue old man Mahoney, who has been imprisoned and tortured by Putin himself. There is lots of lens flare and its real gritty and serious this time

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

A sequel to Mission to Moscow, where they must go even deeper undercover to rescue old man Mahoney, who has been imprisoned and tortured by Putin himself. There is lots of lens flare and its real gritty and serious this time

The twist comes when Putin tears his own face off and its actually Mahoney, who had been undercover for years and was ordered to return to the US, but had grown too used to his powerful position and had refused. Final scene is a tearful Kim Cattrall coming up behind him while raising a pistol to his head and a black screen + loud gunshot. Roll credits. Oscars awarded all around

edit: wait... no... TWO gunshots are heard, and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHY1D0tKRA

plays over the credits. There we go, should be sufficiently dark enough in this age of reboots

DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Feb 10, 2020

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