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Dec 30, 2019

Mahony and Kim Cattral's son is a pro gamer and wastes his days playing the hit teen sensation "Grand Theft Fellatio 9". His parents can't understand why he refuses to be a police and instead gets drawn towards idolising the gang lifestyle like his favourite mumble rapper Yung r^Ape who brags about his crimes on social media.

At a loss for ideas, Guttenberg gets the ol Police gang backtogether, and after brainstorming decide the best way to impress his son and teach the youth of today about community spirit is to have the #1 most subscribed to YouBoob channel, a popular video sharing site. They gatecrash Gay Porn parties, a Keemstar charity event, a Dude Perfect Guiness World Record attempt - where they accidentally nail the trick shot through some kind of Rube Goldberg antics.

The final sequence is a battle rap between Yung r^Ape and the SFX voice guy, who inadvertently invents dubstep when Hightower tasers him in the balls, the crowd erupts in applause at the new genre. Stan Lee is somehow a judge and awards the team a perfect 10 score humiliating the evil rapper in front of the internet but also teaching him a lesson about community spirit.

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