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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Moving to Dixville Notch just so I can write-in Doofus McButtface in the 2024 primary for the world to see.

I guess you can vote for yourself sure

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i'm changing my vote to "your mom"

don’t she’s terrible :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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MockingQuantum posted:

if you're panicking about loving dixville notch, just remember it's a bunch of white weirdos who can afford to hang around and vote at midnight on a Monday

there were literally five voters and for all we know one of them voted for Weedlord Bonerhitler and they changed it to the sole bernie vote

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Tom Guycot posted:

Is this over yet?

End? It never ends, Tom.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Blitz7x posted:

Why not just take off the topper

my understanding is that once someone lodges an official complaint there's nothing else to be done

which is why pete is very bad

but also he's very bad even if my understanding is incorrect so

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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berndire

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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bareno

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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bn

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Squizzle posted:

did bernie win yet

yes

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Heath posted:

People are at work dumdum

ratio already starting up :eyepop:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i'm just hoping that bernie's voter base didn't do the thing where they saw him doing well in polls and said 'i ain't gotta vote we already got this poo poo wrapped up!'

yes I'm sure after knocking on (checks metrics) 150k doors in one day the campaign would let something like this fall through the cracks

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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oh my god



















Jeb! won

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Calibanibal posted:

Bernie is sagging right now, down to 27%. Might be time to consider arzying a little

that’s my secret, cap

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Joementum posted:

if you want to arzy, the klob is trailing the rat by 10% in returns from the southeast

but I don't? :ohdear:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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marianne endorsement incoming

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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whaley posted:

klobuchar in first now. bernie in fifth

wow she finally got out of second? that's really surprising

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Rodatose posted:

some more numbers:
3.12%
3.93%
2.80%
4.19%
2.91%
3.38%
4.21%

4.20%
6.66%
6.9%

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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unmeidestiny posted:

These trackers are giving posters unironic PTSD

i may have to start probating people losing their poo poo over this just for mental health reasons

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Turdfuzz posted:

Quit projecting.

I think you may have mistaken whose mental health it would be for

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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well, I'm sorry to say everyone, that Bernie lost New Hampshire with this latest win. It brings me no pleasure in reporting this but, by winning, he unfortunately did not meet expectations

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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I'm really sad to say tonight that Bernie won, because I've been waiting all week to say Bernie won. This is a devastating win I'm hoping the campaign can recover from going into NV, or else they might win there as well, dooming the campaign

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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WampaLord posted:

it's this folks

shocking to see so few goons get this, it's so obvious

the problem is that a past huge win in a two person layup field and overestimates due to forgetting about “undecideds” led to expecting the moon when really a win against the field in those states is pretty big

I realized last night the importance if these first four states isn’t the delegates, it’s the news giving you five minutes of open mic time to freestyle if you win

anyway Nevada is a machine state so I won’t be particularly surprised if like klob wins for no goddamn reason but sc is when the poo poo starts hitting the fan, especially with Biden’s campaign in its death throes. berno wins sc and you are going to see some serious poo poo on Super Tuesday

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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WampaLord posted:

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1227655827257012227

Biden was crushing Bernie in this NC poll the last time I saw it lol

Bernie gonna win every loving state

including our state of mind :)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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eric ciaramella posted:

the average donation now is like 18$. save yourself nine bucks.

yes, then use that nine bucks to give to Bernie again

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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The Ultimate Doge posted:

This is like the equivalent of when women try to give relationship advice to men and say like "just be a good listener, don't be afraid to indulge her desires, and spend lots of money on dates"

:chloe:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Code Jockey posted:

counterpoint: give bernie more money

if you save the $9 you can give it back to Bernie and then he has $36!!!

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