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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
BERNIE SANDERS

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Centrist Committee posted:

I suggest:

Bernie thread is for good vibes
Succ zone is for DNC is incompetent
Ratfuck thread is for DNC is CIA
Game day threads are for crossing the streams

a thread for focusing on ratfucking is probably earned at this point, but i'm afraid no one would read it except for lunatics like myself :ohdear:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Tetracube posted:

Wasn't the poll that showed Butt and Bernie even from an organization funded by Buttigieg lmao

AtlasIntel (dot org). founded by ex-Harvard, ex-McKinsey

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Doorknob Slobber posted:

wasnt it also he worked for the the company the CEO also worked for so theyre probably friends

McKinsey. you should remember the name. they are the "fixing bread prices" consultant company.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Tetracube posted:

The name "Atlas Intel" sounds about as shady as "Shadow inc."

almost as if it is incredibly vague on purpose! this Andrei Roman dude is apparently the CEO of like 5 different companies that ... do... whatever this is:



passing this text through a Corpo-Speak Translator... huh. it just says "we rig elections."

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Weedle posted:

so they helped install bolsonaro i guess

probably. and/or tried to stop the election of AMLO.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
somebody did a similar thing with the poll that dropped the Sunday before the Iowa Caucuses, too. "Focus on Rural America".

Focus on Rural America didn't lead to AtlasIntel tho. this (also very bad and untrustworthy) poll was run by David Binder Research, apparently.



https://twitter.com/MagnateBread/status/1227136239813431296

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

CaptainViolence posted:

i clicked on this just in time to hear virgil texas say his campaign sign is klobuchar which means he is fierce and erotic, and you know what? good for him

klobb needs a carnivorous animal to use as a persona but i don't know enough about Minnesota's local wildlife

THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF, AMY KLOBUCHAR

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Shageletic posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BERNIE SANDERS

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Doorknob Slobber posted:

thread not moving fast enough what is wrong with you people

petes a rat
bernie won

deep state is trying to sabotage our energy by splitting threads. gotta post more for bernie to own the libs

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

who is the daily show pushing? i am guessing Warren

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

folks... hear me out here...

what if Jacob Wohl is good?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Heath posted:

He's good comedy

i'm serious tho

has he ever gone after Brother Bernard?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Flavius Aetass posted:

why does jacob wohl keep trying the same thing over and over again when it hasn't worked once

to own the libs

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

:swoon:

i choose to believe this because it came from the overachievers' campaign & i've been copying my homework off of them since i was 11

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Weedle posted:

spent a really long time writing and rewriting this post before i realized that i had confused jacob wohl with james o'keefe

yeah, no, james o'keefe is a republican piece of poo poo

jacob wohl is probably also a piece of poo poo but iirc he just does Big Chaos @ people

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

im hearing reports that armed klob supporters have seized the state capital building and new hampshire public radio station.... tanks have been parked in front of the courthouses, major bridges and airports have been shut down by soldiers. all local television states are simply showing a picture of klobuchars face while playing the national anthem.

huh. well, it's better than pete or bloomberg winning.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Joementum posted:

he did steal electricity in the 70s

bernie has big bitcoin energy

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
stop arzying and post bernie you whimpering cucks

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

subtract 20,000 from Pete's total

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

CharlestheHammer posted:

I more want to know if people are just making shot up or not

everything is going to be worthless until like 11 PM EST. 5.5 hours from now. right now is the time to push big bernie energy, not fuckin bean count and navel gaze.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
like.... after how they did iowa, you WANT to be fed partial results from biased media sources? you WANT them to step on your balls, dick, etc???

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Jewel Repetition posted:

I fear the answer in everyone's heart is yes

i think we have a word for that

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

triple sulk posted:

hello is bernie prez yet

YEPP

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Biden         200
Buttgreg      150
Klobb      800
Sanders        3,600
Warren      150
someone who is good at election fixing please help me budget this. my party is dying

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

My daddy was miner and I'm a miner's son
And I'll stick with the union 'til every battles done.

i kinda wanna quit my job and spend the next 2 months radicalizing coal country



REMEMBER YOUR HISTORY YOU FUCKS

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
im gonna get high and eat food for 3 or 4 hours (for bernie)
please don't kill each other, nerds

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
have we considered the possibility that the democrats may employ half the population of some of these states

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
RAT

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
this is literally fake news.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
pete is apparently playing the part of newscaster.

this is literally fake news.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
pete just thanked his pet republicans.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
pete is doing this speech before 11 pm.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
HAHAHA INTERRUPTED HIM

gently caress YOU RAT NOBODY LIKES YOU

11 PM WAS THE TIME AND YOU MADE A SPEECH BEFORE THE TIME YOU loving RAT

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
how can somebody be so groomed and still so classless

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
oh my god are they seriously talking about the delegate total

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
these people are so blatant

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Joementum posted:

bernie is a good person

bernie sanders is my friend. #ILikeBernie

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

:bernin:

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
lmao who wants to bet like 1/4 of pete's voters are 2016 republicans

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