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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post ITT If The Secret Worked For You
How did today go good?
I got what I wanted
I got what I needed
Things were poo poo for a bit and then were awesome and amazing, basically the best it could possibly be
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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Hell yeah, today rules! Only good things happened today! Woo!!!

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
those who divulge the secret will suffer the fivefold torments, do NOT describe the secret in this thread, thank you

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 22:56
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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
chaos magic

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 Using it gave me what I wanted but not in the correct order and now I've got to clean up one hell of a mess before anyone finds out what I've done.

Voted the Secret 3/5. Like a photoshop thread that's going good until somebody posts that murdered girl and derails it for a few pages.

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 23:02
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Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 The real Secret is having someone clicker train you. When I hear that click I am instantly certain of three things:

1. I am a good boy
2. I have done something correctly
3. I will get a treat soon

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 Is there anyone it hasn't worked for?

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
 Thoughts become things, OP.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
As a discordian pope I am a powerful chaos magician

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 23:17
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Yes, I just thought about beer and now I'm drinking a beer. It's like magic!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Devils Affricate posted:

Is there anyone it hasn't worked for?

I can think of a few

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Has the secret worked for me?

That would be telling.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 I have OP sucking my balls on my vision board and all I can say is sometimes miracles do happen

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What can I say, I fuckin love balls

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 11, 2020

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Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

 The secret being about what my camp counselor di..... you know what never mind. It didn't work for me at all.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

 it sure did! Now my armpits are clean and dry, and smell like a fresh breeze

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