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alnilam posted:oh they couold have flown eagles there alright famous plot hole: why didn't gandalf contact his offshore aircraft carrier at the beginning
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gandalf: it's the perfect gun, no one can resist it's power and flawless performance aragorn: yeah maybe for amateurs gandalf: first of all,
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Macnult posted:Gimli: I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
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i just really love the idea of tolkein being a lowkey hardcore gun-nut who goes off on weird specific tangents during his prose As Frodo marveled at the majestic waterfalls of Rivendell and the ancient elven magics that gave the city an ethereal glow, he saw several elves performing maintenance on their Baretta 21A Bobcats, The Beretta 21A Bobcat is available chambered for either .22 LR or .25 ACP (6.35 mm) ammunition. It has a simple blowback operation, with a single- and double-action trigger mechanism, and exposed hammer. It has a magazine release button in the left side grip, located between the grip retaining screws. The frame is made out of aluminum alloy; the slide and barrel are either carbon steel or
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"he lies to you my liege, he wants your clips" whispered Wormtongue "IT'S CALLED A MAGAZINE" thundered Galdalf
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Meanwhile in the town of Lakeville, a guy named Brad just noscoped Smoog the dragon the uruk begin to charge at helms' deep gimli somberly intoned the ancient dwarven battle prayer: "mom get the camera" "oh baby a triple" responded legolas, saying an ancient elven prayer in return
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sauron: oh, look! It’s Isildur, with his stupid band of men and Elves and a stupid sword that’s just gonna break!
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