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Yes, we're cool too because we have- The Family Ness! They are a family of monsters living in Loch Ness and I contend that they are better than the Smurfs for the reason below. 1) Lots of people think there is at least one monster in Loch Ness. Therefore, the Nessies are more likely to really exist. No one thinks Smurfs are real. 2) Their names are nouns- Sportyness, Eagerness and so on. Smurf names are adjectives- Brainy, Greedy etc. A noun is a naming word, ergo a proper name, so the Ness names are more correct. 3) Nessies are a lot bigger than Smurfs, I mean a LOT bigger. Like, the Smurfs are squirrels while the Nessies are the big kind of dinosaurs. Bigger is objectively better. 4) The show provides stills like this:    5) There are two female Nessies. This means that the clan will be less inbred in the future than the Smurfs. I won't say 'fight me' as being British I am very poor at fighting. But that doesn't make me wrong. |
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Oh, number 6) The Smurfs are scared of a moth eaten wizard and a cat. Most Family Ness episodes involve the Nessies either scaring or trying not to scare humans in general. And they could eat Gargamel and Azriel if they wanted to. They could eat the Smurfs as well come to that.
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does baby ness have the chicken pox or something 
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I don't know, I don't watch cartoons.  ETA wikipedia informs me he has the measles, so presumably the McTout parents are not antivaxx. Peg Sliderskew fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Feb 12, 2020
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alnilam posted:does baby ness have the chicken pox or something Best to get it out of the way early.
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Alright OP, you’ve convinced me. Throwing out my entire collection of Smurf memorabilia and starting a new collection of obviously very superior Nessie’s plush dolls.
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Alright OP, you’ve convinced me. Throwing out my entire collection of Smurf memorabilia and starting a new collection of obviously very superior Nessie’s plush dolls. Wow. You have that much room? Aren't they huge?!
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Wow. You have that much room? Aren't they huge?! Lol just lol if you don’t have an aircraft hangar for your animated franchise plush dolls
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Lol just lol if you don’t have an aircraft hangar for your animated franchise plush dolls Living in a Tiny House so that I have the money to rent out warehouses for my various collectibles
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Feb 12, 2020 17:17
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i agree these are better
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Feb 12, 2020 17:43
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i don't want to have sex with any of these characters, unlike Gargamel
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Not even Lovely Ness or Sporty Ness (depending on your inclinations)? See a doctor! There isn't a Well Ness, so you may need to go human for this one.
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Feb 12, 2020 18:23
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the girl one in the op has a scary tiny mouth
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Heather Papps posted:the girl one in the op has a scary tiny mouth That's Scary Ness. There's also Ginger Ness, posh Ness, and baby ness (the one with measles). |
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