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Does the show Trash Truck take place in the real world and the Trash Truck, Walter, and Donny characters are Hank's imaginary friends or is this some absurd world where Trash Truck, Walter, and Donny are real?
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There's an episode where the animals are allowed into a movie theater so either they straight up don't exist or they have full citizenship
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Mar 21, 2024 12:07
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I classify it as magical realism, see also all the times trash truck fits through doors. My kid got really into the hot wheels show and has been alternately 'fixing up' one of her cars and racing round screaming "HOT WHEELS PRINCESS GOOOOOO"
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Mar 21, 2024 12:48
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My daughter has started drawing pictures of/for us as presents, which is nice and cute even if she is going through tons and tons of construction paper I have a fuller beard than this but I hung it up anyway
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Mar 22, 2024 18:26
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loquacius posted:My daughter has started drawing pictures of/for us as presents, which is nice and cute even if she is going through tons and tons of construction paper I think she nailed it tbh
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Mar 22, 2024 18:42
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My advice, jot down the date and title in the corner. That when it shows up underneath the couch in 4 months you know what the blob is supposed to be. Most of my kids drawings get tossed out, but I found one from 2 months ago titled "mommy" and when I uncrumpled it and showed my wife she melted.
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Mar 22, 2024 19:31
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Did y'all know about foreskin infections? I do now. Plus side: huge size increase. Downsides: pain and also leaking pus in the diaper. Went to the doctor, got a cream, it's all better now after a day.
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Mar 22, 2024 21:28
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BonHair posted:Did y'all know about foreskin infections? I do now. Plus side: huge size increase. Downsides: pain and also leaking pus in the diaper. Glad you're feeling better
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Mar 22, 2024 23:39
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let me tell you about labial fusion
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Mar 22, 2024 23:44
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Microplastics posted:Glad you're feeling better
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Mar 23, 2024 00:15
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RBC posted:let me tell you about labial fusion when my daughter was like 2 we had to buy real expensive topical hormones to ease the labial fusion. it was like $350 for the tube and we maybe used like barely any of it because it could cause puberty like appearances and it didn’t take much to correct it. if we knew any older women who needed it I would have given it away.
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Mar 23, 2024 00:21
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Microplastics posted:Glad you're feeling better
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Mar 23, 2024 02:21
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Microplastics posted:Glad you're feeling better
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Mar 23, 2024 02:26
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Microplastics posted:Glad you're feeling better
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Mar 23, 2024 02:28
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Second ever sleepover continues and it's devolved into an absolute disaster. Best friend arrived with what her parents described as a lingering slight cough that transformed in the night to a medication resistant every-30-seconds-hacking that makes sleep impossible for anyone. The kid is miserable, my kid is miserable, I'm miserable. It also follows a broad trend I've noticed of germ theory being a culture war signifier. Kid's second best friend's family is archlib and they didn't hesitate to cancel a massive birthday party because their youngest spiked a fever on the day of. I'm reasonably sure we'd do the same but it rarely comes up because the six year old voluntary masks at school if she sees her peers appear sick. Best friend's family is by far our most culturally right wing association. I've purposely avoided plumbing those depths, politely declining an invitation to our local Domininist girl scout alternative and steering conversations with the parents away from any shoals, because I don't want my limitations to limit my kid's. It's getting harder though. If we all get whatever this kid has I'm going to be a lot more stringent about letting her in the house in the future.
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Mar 23, 2024 12:38
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sonatinas posted:when my daughter was like 2 we had to buy real expensive topical hormones to ease the labial fusion. it was like $350 for the tube and we maybe used like barely any of it because it could cause puberty like appearances and it didn’t take much to correct it. lol that price is ridiculous. america?
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Mar 23, 2024 13:03
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RBC posted:lol that price is ridiculous. america? yep!
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Mar 23, 2024 13:24
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My kid has fallen asleep into his nap with a blob of mulched up sandwich in his mouth. Do I... do I dig it out?
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Mar 23, 2024 14:11
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Never mind he did a sneeze in his sleep. All the food was ejected like a disgusting volcano.
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Mar 23, 2024 14:32
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Me: No, daughter, you cannot go there. Only the cats are allowed to go there and eat cat food. 2 year old: MEOW!
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Mar 23, 2024 15:36
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Checks out. Access granted
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Mar 23, 2024 15:38
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Vox Nihili posted:we've all been sick roughly 25 days out of the last 30, I'm losing my goddamn mind!!! condolences, we have been struggling with sickness here too daughter came home with a mean stomach bug the day spring break started (Thursday), spent the night at her beck and call, changing out cold rags and vomit buckets then went to work Friday on no sleep. Thankfully today she's back to normal except complains about a belly ache (probably because she won't eat!!) but try explaining hunger pains
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Mar 23, 2024 15:53
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Yuuuuup. "My mom says I'm not supposed to use hand sanitizer." JFC kid you guys were just playing in street rainwater runoff. No wonder you're sick literally all the time.
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Mar 23, 2024 16:21
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I was wrong and now I'm cleaning up vomit again. had a bowl just in time though! Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yuuuuup. "My mom says I'm not supposed to use hand sanitizer." JFC kid you guys were just playing in street rainwater runoff. No wonder you're sick literally all the time. lol drat, imagine waging war on sanitizer to the point your kids have specific instructions to avoid it, way to rage against the machine (big clean!)
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Mar 23, 2024 16:23
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Yuuuuup. "My mom says I'm not supposed to use hand sanitizer." JFC kid you guys were just playing in street rainwater runoff. No wonder you're sick literally all the time. Okay but A. Mom is right. Hand sanitizer is no replacement for washing hands. And B. Young kids should have moderate exposure to environmental germs. Their immune systems are better at sorting out dangerous vs harmless pathogens than when they get older. Not disease, but germs that exist in normal environments.
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Mar 23, 2024 17:22
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getting legionnaires disease is good for kids, actually
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Mar 23, 2024 17:25
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ya gotta get sick so you don't get sick, duh.
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Mar 23, 2024 17:34
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More like getting sick to prevent crippling allergies
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Mar 23, 2024 17:39
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ikanreed posted:Okay but syq
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Mar 23, 2024 17:39
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ikanreed posted:More like getting sick to prevent crippling allergies what the gently caress
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Mar 23, 2024 17:41
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I've heard that kids born in houses with dogs do better against sickness due to more exposure, but the lesson there isn't "gargle ditchwater"
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Mar 23, 2024 17:47
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To be honest, it comes from conversations with a PhD microbiologist friend who specialized in immune development. I'm not gonna pitch that as the same as research showing some kind of meaningful analysis.
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Mar 23, 2024 17:47
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My kid said the doctor told her she needs to eat ham. Fuckin quack!
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Mar 23, 2024 17:47
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Quote this if you had a tea party this morning
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Mar 23, 2024 17:48
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External Organs posted:My kid said the doctor told her she needs to eat ham. Fuckin quack! Pigs go oink Ducks go quack
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Mar 23, 2024 17:52
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External Organs posted:My kid said the doctor told her she needs to eat ham. Fuckin quack! wish my kid would tell me I need to drink hamms
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Mar 23, 2024 18:18
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Mustached Demon posted:wish my kid would tell me I need to drink hamms You're av suggests steamed
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Mar 23, 2024 19:30
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Pigs go oink Now bark, George
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Mar 23, 2024 21:18
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:If we all get whatever this kid has I'm going to be a lot more stringent about letting her in the house in the future. Lol, "if"
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my kid likes teen titans go, which apparently the Internet hates because it's not as good as the og teen titans, but it's pretty cute and there are some fun episodes. like the one we watched today was about how taxes pay for stuff and ended with them stringing up the "corporate fat cats" like a pinata and beating the tax money out of them
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