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my 3 yr old told me I’m the king of humans and I replied we should abolish royalty and we are to be equal she’s too young for this book probably https://archive.org/details/StoriesAboutLenin
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Flavius Aetass posted:"dad, what is cock?" my 4 yr old wanted to take my wife’s uterus and take an egg from her so she can have a baby biology talk with preschoolers is wild
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Oct 28, 2020 00:26
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can trump during a possible lame duck get rid of the time change? kids dgaf about it
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I banned anything that involved kids playing with toys and blippi poo poo. my kid was addicted to pinkfong cocomelon and babybus. her jam now is like kid science stuff which I’m ok with.
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Jan 17, 2021 21:51
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Good soup! posted:It will be a while before my girl is able to navigate youtube and all that but the Elsagate poo poo had me shook as far as kid friendly stuff goes, is there a running list of things to absolutely avoid and stuff that would be ok for them to watch (beyond the obvious stupid poo poo trying to get them to buy poo poo or other useless content) avoid baby shark at all costs
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Jan 17, 2021 22:00
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some plague rats posted:I heard that paw patrol is fascist. What's up with that the Asian produced kids shows are full of copaganda
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Jan 17, 2021 23:58
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I talk more about mutual aid and how bad people make choices that hurt others with regards to racism I talk about how bad people want to make some people’s lives hard kinda like on those terms and then when she turns like 8 then it will be time to get a bit more detailed I have friends that try to over explain poo poo like kids have adult brains ; have to use terms and words that reflect the worldview you have created for them also I bought a ton of books that talk about it much better than me, they’re not too succ but I can probably write them all down tomorrow a good one my kid likes right now is called we are water protectors and it’s about the Dakota access pipeline but told as a metaphor
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Jan 19, 2021 03:31
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Here is the list of the books that I could find around the house. I may have omitted one or two. A is for Activist Counting on Community Hug me We are water protectors Sulwe If sharks disappeared Anti racist baby We are grateful Fry bread Here we are The proudest blue I have the right to be a child Need some new ML books for kids lol. That market is wide open. The Bacteria Book: The Big World of Really Tiny Microbes is also good if you want to talk about viruses with the kids
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Jan 19, 2021 15:01
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just remember you’re on the clock now, hydrate, read every day to them, high contrast images are great for babies
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Jan 22, 2021 01:55
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Good soup! posted:Officially a dad as of 45 minutes ago and I can't stop crying I am beyond happy get than skin to skin bonding right now if you can
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Jan 23, 2021 18:47
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yeah I strongly moderate YouTube for my kid . I can’t imagine what a 4 yr old who has free reign watching YouTube is like. for a while my kid liked watching the videos explaining medical stuff that hospitals would show for kids being treated for that condition, children’s hospital videos essentially
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Jan 23, 2021 22:17
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Organic Lube User posted:I used to be able to enjoy all sorts of gritty horror and psychodramas but now anything with a child in peril has the potential to gently caress me up. Still not sure I can get through Raised By Wolves. That first episode was grim. yeah anything i watch with kids in peril now i'm like nope. i've had to put down books that have stuff like that, etc.
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Jan 24, 2021 01:47
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yeah, at 6 months i started sleep training and it changed the game for us but I was a stay at home dad so I put in the work during the day.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:26
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it’s a miracle my now 4 old hasn’t said a bad word she just gets mad at me and says I hope I make bad choices
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Jan 24, 2021 23:24
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I don’t know if it’s much help but we bought a light that removes blue light so in the middle of the night when we had to feed the baby it didn’t disorient us Nite-Nite Light Bulb. Natural Baby Sleep Aid. Promotes Healthy Sleeping Habits for Baby and Mother | Certified by The National Parenting Center. (e26 (Standard)) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016K0W90C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_xFSdGb1WRNMY5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 only if I had Pluto TVs mst3k channel when ours was a baby! I ended up watching Kung fu and Miami vice reruns on El Rey.
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Big Mad Drongo posted:A Switch + games that can be played in short chunks was a godsend during the first few months for me. I did so much grinding on Hyrule Warriors. I used the jolly pop ones and yeah I think at about 4-6 months ours just weaned off it. what I’m having to deal with now was when my kids infant daycare teacher ,who she was attached to ,changed her schedule quite a bit and her coping mechanism was thumb sucking and now at 4 yr I can’t seem to break. thankfully due to covid precautions she washes her hands a lot but I’m trying to break that habit .
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Jan 25, 2021 15:16
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U-DO Burger posted:suddenly remembering how i managed to give up caffeine for 4 years and then that crashed the instant i became a dad lol yeah I switched from tea to coffee and now I’m back to tea after all of that was done
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Jan 30, 2021 05:48
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shyduck posted:hello i have a 9 mo daughter and shes walking with a rolling walker thing as of yesterday time to install the gates!
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Jan 30, 2021 22:51
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well my kid is a doomer now, she asked us this morning is the earth a body and people are the infections. I guess it’s time to get her an account at age 4. we just told her that we can be like good bacteria.
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Feb 1, 2021 15:23
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Flavius Aetass posted:UGGHHHHHHH guess all about setting limits, use timers, maybe use screen time restrictions if it's on an iOS device
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Feb 4, 2021 18:13
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Louisgod posted:one thing I wish I did early was get my kids set up with their own play computer so they could practice typing since it helps with spelling, letter retention and eye/hand skills. I even bought a kid keyboard with oversized keys at one point but now they both have grown accustomed to touching screens but they're both getting better with touch-typing the keyboard that pops up. I think these days you can get either like those new raspberry pi keyboard all in ones(like the old c64s) or have guest mode login. My kid gets into guest mode and can press all of the secret delete your files key combos and we're safe.
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Feb 4, 2021 22:25
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well my kid just solved covid i suppose, she told me that she's going to put white blood cells in the air and then shoot bubbles out to mix in the air to make the coronavirus say," i don't want this " and leave. So we just have to vaccinate the air.
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Feb 9, 2021 01:20
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babies love the front pack, put a nice uv protection hat on them (well my kid is very fair skinned with family history of skin cancer)and take a walk around. let them see the world.
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Feb 9, 2021 19:56
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I think part of the stairs got damaged there. I use mine in the basement with the water filter to suck up all the water after heavy rain.
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Feb 12, 2021 15:30
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it’s just an euphemism for advocating bad choices I would think need a kid illustrated version with rhymes of “the prince” and “state and revolution” to get my kid on some real next level peer pressure she’s got to immediately list sharp reasons why the others are distorting the truth and follow her true ways
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Feb 18, 2021 20:56
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Good soup! posted:I normally swear by everything from Costco but their loving diapers suck rear end, what the gently caress, no matter how you wrap your baby these shits loving leak and lead to constant blowouts ALDI diapers are good value imo we’re almost out of diapers, just some goodnights for sleep, can’t wait
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Mar 7, 2021 01:31
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we’ll probably try that when it gets warmer, we got the potty pads ready a friends kid got it sorted by like age 2-3 and I’m like mother fucker
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Mar 7, 2021 01:50
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well well well tonight all of a sudden my kid wanted to sleep in undies unprompted. guess I got another extra load of laundry to do tomorrow but it’s worth it. I didn’t ask why ;I was like well pick what you want to wear and let’s go to bed. think she wants to be out of the pre school mentality now
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Mar 7, 2021 05:19
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guess I got lucky the kid stayed dry overnight, she did tell me can can hold it all night so we’ll see if she wants to try again, she tends to have multiple false starts on these things
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Mar 7, 2021 17:17
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Insanite posted:that is clearly dickbutt.
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Mar 10, 2021 03:23
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:my son is "student of the week" so today kids got to ask him questions and this one kid goes "would you rather go to school or stay at home with your mom and dad?" probably loving is
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Mar 18, 2021 21:32
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Organic Lube User posted:I'm honestly not denying my kid much of anything during the pandemic. yeah I’ve spoiled mine but I don’t care we brought her into this hellword
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Mar 19, 2021 20:11
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gently caress I do miss going to the children’s museum, sure it was a bacteria/virus pit but my kid used the hand sanitizer a lot then, now ...oh hell no, we’re going fishing instead this summer and riding bikes I bought two sets of tubelox so she could climb around during lovely Michigan winters
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Mar 19, 2021 21:10
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I play hero kids with mine, it’s a dice base rpg like D&D but you’re kids trying to save the adults we’re in a basement just trying to kill rats
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Mar 19, 2021 22:46
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B-Rock452 posted:Finally start to see some semblance of a routine going and yesterday my 18 month old was pushed down at daycare by another 18 month old and then had her face bitten really bad. Her nose is really scraped up, forehead is bruised pretty bad and she has a nice bite mark on her cheek. Home now with her for the day but day care is really minimizing what happened despite one of the workers telling my wife yesterday the other child was aggressive and had been more so this week. yeah that's hosed up sorry you had to go through with that. hopefully the staff and the other kid's parent(s) can get that sorted out.
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Mar 24, 2021 16:26
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if a trial is in my city it is tempting to enroll my kid. She asked me the other day when she can get her coronavirus vaccine.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:59
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Greg Legg posted:Oh wow. I had no idea this thread existed. Our younger one just started teething but it's hard to describe how different it is with him compared to our first. It's weird! our kid was at the longer end of the tooth eruption charts. it sucked for her but all of her teeth are evenly spaced so that’s good!
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Mar 28, 2021 18:09
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:Recommendation for all C-SPAM parents: get your kids hooked on traditional folk music! Folk music is as anti-capitalist as it gets, both in terms of the context in which it's created, and the subject matter of lots of the music itself. And so much of it is geared towards kids. yah my kid loves abiyoyo
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ergos are great my diaper bag was dadgear but now they’re out of business however just find any backpack diaper bag and go from there
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YouTube reading rainbow episode of abiyoyo, it’s great
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