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- You must help me get a date with your mom - I promise I won't make it weird |
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Feb 16, 2020 19:53
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google THIS posted:- You must help me get a date with your mom
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Feb 16, 2020 20:14
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google THIS posted:- You must help me get a date with your mom
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Feb 17, 2020 01:59
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google THIS posted:- You must help me get a date with your mom |
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Feb 17, 2020 03:12
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google THIS posted:- You must help me get a date with your mom |
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Feb 17, 2020 03:12
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Do not feed my daughter, or she will lose her fear of humans and become more aggressive.
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Feb 18, 2020 05:58
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My daughter is contained in a standard 10x10x10 m³ bedroom. Entry into this bedroom is strictly forbidden for members outside the family, and pubescent men (hereafter referred to as a "boy"), unless the boy in question has undergone a full psychiatric examination and has a perfect score on the Rorschach Ink Blot Test. To prevent the risk of containment failure (refer to annex A - 'hanky panky'), any boy entering the chamber will be fitted with 1 (one) standard issue HAZMAT suit with a HEP-A and N95 compliant filter fitted, in addition, tamper-resistant seals are to be placed on the exterior of the suit along all joins. The boy is to keep the suit on while remaining in the bedroom, and upon exiting must submit to examination by on-site family members to ensure the seals are intact. Any materials the boy wishes to carry into the bedroom must be screened in advance by an authorized member of the family before being admitted. If any materials are found that are deemed to be irrelevant or questionable, then the boy is to be immediately removed from the premises. In the event of containment failure both the boy and daughter must undergo a full psychiatric and medical evaluation, along with a full sexual health test, and if deemed necessary, one (1) dose of Levonorgestrel (commonly known as 'Plan B') is to be removed from the on-site storage locker and administered to the daughter. Further medical and psychiatric action is permitted to be taken to ensure the integrity of the daughter. |
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Feb 18, 2020 07:08
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google THIS posted:- You must help me get a date with your mom
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Feb 18, 2020 07:32
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Simsmagic posted:Do not feed my daughter, or she will lose her fear of humans and become more aggressive. |
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Feb 18, 2020 13:06
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alexandriao posted:My daughter is contained in a standard 10x10x10 m³ bedroom. Entry into this bedroom is strictly forbidden for members outside the family, and pubescent men (hereafter referred to as a "boy"), unless the boy in question has undergone a full psychiatric examination and has a perfect score on the Rorschach Ink Blot Test. 
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Feb 18, 2020 15:43
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yhea it got a bit harsh and i intended to go more lightweight biut my graphomania alt came out and wrote the rest so i cant really compmain |
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Feb 18, 2020 17:56
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alexandriao posted:yhea it got a bit harsh and i intended to go more lightweight biut my graphomania alt came out and wrote the rest so i cant really compmain I thought it was funny |
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Feb 18, 2020 19:14
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alexandriao posted:yhea it got a bit harsh and i intended to go more lightweight biut my graphomania alt came out and wrote the rest so i cant really compmain oh shoot! gently caress I DID IT AGAIN okay, so for me, is me bowing, in utter awe at what i think is a funny joke i wish i had done
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Feb 18, 2020 19:16
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I thought it was funny
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Feb 18, 2020 19:18
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Heather Papps posted:oh shoot! gently caress I DID IT AGAIN i like to interpret the smiley as a naked sponge bob doing the 'were not worthy!' routine from waynes world
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Feb 18, 2020 19:22
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No rules, just right(wing viewpoints on premarital sex and traditional gender roles) |
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Feb 19, 2020 08:44
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Heather Papps posted:oh shoot! gently caress I DID IT AGAIN oh my gosh this is adorable and I love it thank u. also thank u everyone else for thanking me and or providing a cool chill subforum. Back on topic: The rules for dating my daughter is contained in these specially printed volumes of Ulysses, Capital (by marx), and various history of the proletariat movements around the world. They look just like ordinary text and I just added a line here and there with the rule so (as the kids say) 'bone up', prospective daughterfucker. alexandriao fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Feb 19, 2020 |
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Feb 19, 2020 12:33
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Must be able to fart continuously for at least 12 minutes |
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Feb 20, 2020 13:38
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The Clowner posted:burn all her minion paraphernalia. that poo poo has to go |
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