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-You have to date me first! (How else will I know what she's in for?)

-Gotta get with my friends.

-Must be at least mostly humanoid in appearance, so not several squirrels in an overcoat (been burned before).

-Combat sports experience preferred but not required.

-Must have most Saturdays open.

-You need to teach me how to fish.

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-Bring the moves

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-Must at least have a 3.5 rating on Yelp

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Must have at least a passing knowledge of the 80's metal band Dokken.

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biosterous posted:

gotta be able to play wonderwall on any instrument except guitar. i'm playing it on guitar and you have to accompany me

Lol

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Must not be a member of a secret society. Unless you let me join at a really high rank.

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Fredrik1 posted:

Must not be the owner of one (or more) dick sucking trolley robots (either version)

... unless you are willing to have shared custody.

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google THIS posted:

- You must help me get a date with your mom
- I promise I won't make it weird

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alexandriao posted:

yhea it got a bit harsh and i intended to go more lightweight biut my graphomania alt came out and wrote the rest so i cant really compmain

I thought it was funny

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