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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The definitive list of rules for dating my teenage daughter.
 
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Whoria Discordia posted:

Always treat my daughter as though she's loaded.

Because she is :haw:

* # ¿ Feb 14, 2020 21:06
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:07
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Heather Papps posted:

depending on circumstance, (birth control failure, true love, etc), boyfriend may respec into husband.
stats and abilities are retained, but there is now a -5 to initiative unless wife is within 50 ft

"Abs" provide only a fraction of their original bonus and can be safely dropped. "Hair" no longer need to have the majority of its points invested in the top of his head and can be slowly re-distributed to other areas.

* # ¿ Feb 15, 2020 17:11
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 - You must help me get a date with your mom
- I promise I won't make it weird

* # ¿ Feb 16, 2020 19:53
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The definitive list of rules for dating my teenage daughter.